I Don't Need You to Find Me a Match

Zhuang Yu likes men and matchmaking, and transmigrates into ancient times as a professional matchmaker.

Now that's right up my alley!

So Zhuang Yu quickly settles into life in the past. By day, he arranges marriages, with appointments already booked through next year. At night, he unwinds and finds someone to have fun with.

He vows not to let a single sister stumble into the graveyard of marriage, and does his utmost to warn them:

You mustn't marry this man. He seems like a good catch, but he's actually a phoenix man who relies on his wife's family.

You mustn't marry this man. He seems to come from a wealthy family, but he's actually hoping to inherit everything by marrying into a family with no sons.

You mustn't marry this man. He seems like a perfect catch, but he might be impotent.

One day, a high-profile client feared by all comes in. As soon as Zhuang Yu enters, he meets a pair of gloomy eyes. "I'm the phoenix man who might be impotent and wants to inherit everything by marrying into a family with no sons. You got that so right. I like you. Why don't you come back to my residence and say that to me alone, behind closed doors?"

Zhuang Yu! If you were even a little normal, you wouldn't have ended up on the matchmaking scene!

That night, Zhuang Yu is forcibly cuddled and coaxed. "Darling, you weren't wrong at all. My ancestors were rebels, so I'm a phoenix man. I only want to inherit everything from you, and I can't get it up for anyone else!"

A moody, multifaceted big shot who acts like a lovestruck fool in private, tops others in romance versus a beautiful bottom who has seen it all, plays detective, and finally meets his match.

Theme: Don't let a single sister stumble into the graveyard of marriage