Whose Baby Is the Tsundere Tyrant Carrying?

I've changed the blurb and title again...

Because I felt it wasn't ridiculous enough.

But I'm determined to write a ridiculous novel with no logic at all.

The central premise is still the same as before, and the most prominent character is the gong.

Geng Zhan transmigrates into an unfinished harem novel titled "One Night After Another: Pleasure for Body and Soul, I Don't Want to Be Emperor."

When he arrives, someone is on top of him, about to do the deed. (He nearly died on the spot.)

Geng Zhan kicks him away and curses:

"Damn it, don't you know you're hyperfertile? Sleeping around could get someone killed!"

Oh... the original owner really didn't know. Otherwise, he wouldn't have given birth to one child after another.

So the prince, who had spent his days indulging in wine and women, began to live chastely.

Meanwhile, his adoptive elder brother, the emperor, collapsed from exhaustion aboard the imperial barge...

Geng Zhan is forced to take the throne, and has a feeling he might be the shortest-lived emperor ever.

Just as he's preparing to run away that very night, he discovers he's pregnant?!

What now? There are too many suspects! Everyone claims to be the child's father.

There's the gentle, wealthy regent, a peerless martial general, a sickly, beautiful chancellor, and...

Geng Zhan strokes his growing belly.

Never mind. He can put off dealing with the throne for as long as possible. Once the baby's born, he'll know who's the father.

One-on-one romance, happy ending, no logic, ridiculous writing, lots of potential triggers.

Theme: Even when both people have strong personalities, they can still live like a perfect couple.