Can Cats Be Evil Bosses Too?

[To be resurrected, you must play the future evil boss from a power-fantasy novel, the one who turns murderous and cruel, commands countless ghost realms, corrodes the real world, burns down the sacred sanctuary, and ultimately dies horribly at the hands of the protagonists...]

The System's voice grew quieter and quieter as it looked at its newly bound Host and fell into a suspicious silence.

Host, a palm-sized black kitten (tilts its head in confusion) (washes its face with a paw): "Meow?"

System (screams in agony.jpg): Why is my Host a cat?!

At first, the System:

#Oh no, a one-month-old kitten is supposed to be the boss. My career is over#

Later:

#A chonky cat, 300 meters tall and weighing 100,000 tons. My career can be saved after all#

#P.S. The cat isn't fat, it just has long fur#

(A statement from the System after getting beaten up)

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Wuqima used to be a little stray, but he still remembered the days just after he was born. Back then, there was a warm, fluffy nest and a mother who licked him while purring. Even when he couldn't push past his siblings to get milk, a kind, soft, two-legged creature would pick him up and feed him, so he could sleep with a full belly all day long.

But later, the nest became cold and damp, and he could no longer sleep all day. Mama Cat led her kittens from place to place, always fleeing from vicious enemies and terrifying monsters. He was too weak, and gradually he couldn't keep up with her.

In the end, Wuqima got left behind.

He meowed again and again, until hunger left him barely able to make a sound. Just as he was about to die, he finally met the System.

After he came back to life, Wuqima silently vowed that from then on, he would eat more, drink more, grow bigger, and get stronger!

And so

The kitten takes a bite of bread from a shelf in the ghost realm supermarket.

The kitten takes a bite of the vines crawling across the ground.

A little monster reaches out with a silly grin. "Hehe, kitty, let me pet you~"

The kitten takes a big bite, then runs off carrying half a severed hand.

A powerful supernatural being who owns a castle beckons gently. "Kitty, come home with me."

The kitten takes a big bite, swallows the castle, and runs away in the middle of the night.

Dozens of powerful supernatural beings are holding a meeting. The kitten sneaks in to mooch food and drink. After eating its fill, it leaves in style, leaving a roomful of supernatural beings with missing arms and legs staring at one another before continuing their meeting.

And so

That's why Wuqima is now dozens of stories tall and weighs 100,000 tons, yawning and stretching in the ghost realm, drowsy with sleep.

At the entrance to the ghost realm, the official organization from the real world and the protagonists stare at the ruins all around them, and the distant, mountain-like silhouette of a gigantic beast blotting out the sky. They fall into a long silence.

An official says hoarsely, "Are we... supposed to fight Godzilla?"

The protagonists are speechless as a group. "..." Wait, wasn't the future villain supposed to be that gloomy fake heir?

Wuqima the Cat (asleep): "Zzz..."

Theme: Love life