Why Does the Person I Picked Up Keep Making Noise?

Gu Sheng knows there’s a monster in his home. It’s everywhere, cold and slick as a snake, silently watching him from the deepest shadows. It even coils around him in the middle of the night, trying to squeeze him to death.

He tries everything he can think of to get rid of it, but nothing works.

At last, he gives up in despair and decides to move abroad, far away from home for good.

But just as he’s about to board his flight, his phone suddenly logs into a strange forum by itself.

The forum’s home page is full of hot posts. One account, using a profile picture of Gu Sheng’s side profile, is posting like crazy:

[Why does the human I picked up keep making noise?]

[Little humans are so cute www]

[I love cuddling up together at night]

[I’m so dark, so very dark. Humans don’t like dark things. Is there a whitening face mask?]

[Taking a sniff of a human! So good!]

[Hehe, who’s the one without a human? You guys! (pointing, )]

And the latest post:

[Human! Human! Human, don’t go aaaaaaah sob sob sob]

Gu Sheng: "...?"

He sits alone in the airport waiting area all afternoon, then finally grabs his suitcase and races home.

On the way, he even angrily replies to the very first post.

[Because humans get scared! You idiot!]

1. Gentle, lovesick, dumb monster seme x cold, short-tempered human uke who’ll flip the table

2. Inspired by the meme, "Why does the cat I picked up keep making noise?"

Theme: Enjoying love