What to Do When Your Husband Stops Acting Human

[Comments on this story are now open. For content warnings and allegations of plagiarism without evidence, see the pinned comments.] “My husband is gentle, beautiful, and incredibly rich. His only flaw is that he won’t stay dead.” Lan Zhiqing watched with her own eyes as her newlywed husband fell from a sheer cliff. She was also certain that the car he drove had caught fire and exploded, that he had swallowed poison, that a dagger had pierced his heart, and that even the hospital had issued his death certificate. But every time she opened her eyes, he was standing in front of her, completely unharmed. Lan Zhiqing was utterly baffled and even started turning to the occult for help. Then, one day, he finally disappeared without a trace. At the funeral, Lan Zhiqing, who was about to inherit a vast fortune, wept uncontrollably. But before she could breathe a sigh of relief, a new message arrived on her phone. [Wifey, you look so beautiful when you cry. Can we keep kissing tonight?] Check out the author’s upcoming story, "No More Flirting with the Villainous Female Lead!" Yuan Shuang graduated from a prestigious university with an impressive resume. Unfortunately, she came from a poor family with no connections. Not only could she not fulfill her ambitions, she was also relentlessly pursued and coerced by privileged elites. At their wedding, her aristocratic husband slipped a ring onto her finger and promised, “As long as you’re willing to love me, I’ll do everything I can to give you a brilliant future.” Yuan Shuang agreed. Later, her husband’s aloof, abstinent older brother, his gentle and passionate friend, and the arrogant, spoiled rival he often complained about all said the same thing to her. She agreed to them, too. Theme: Push against the current and never give up.