After a Hunk Was Bound to the Princess System

Xia Jingzhe lost his job in middle age and went home to inherit a farm. A brawny man with an eight-pack, he somehow found himself bound to a princess System.

The first rule of being a princess:

You must have long, magical hair.

Xia Jingzhe ran his hand over his unruly bristly hair, which refused to lie flat. "I've always suspected my hair was magical."

System: ...

The second rule of being a princess:

You must have been kidnapped or enslaved.

Xia Jingzhe: "Don't get me started. I spent the first thirty years of my life as a workhorse."

System: Huh?

The third rule of being a princess:

Small animals must be especially fond of you.

Xia Jingzhe: "What the hell? Why is the national champion duck flying into my pond? Hello, 110?"

System: !!

The final rule of being a princess:

People must believe that every one of your problems is solved by a tall, handsome man.

Xia Jingzhe watched the young policeman return to his farm yet again to solve a problem. The policeman bent over to catch a protected animal, and the back of his uniform showed off a lovely curve.

Xia Jingzhe crushed the cigarette in his hand. "Hey, being a princess is fucking great."

[Sunny, spirited top x sharp-tongued but soft-hearted older bottom]

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