At 57, It’s the Perfect Age to Make a Name for Myself... I Mean, Become Everyone’s Favorite!

When I woke up, I had lost my memory, and somehow there was a System in my head.

The System said that as long as I kept completing missions, I could gradually recover my memories.

It also said it was a make-me-irresistible-to-everyone System, equipped with all kinds of golden finger skills, including [Flirtatious Glances], [Throwing Yourself into Someone's Arms], [A Night of Passion], and [Absorbing Yin to Replenish Yang]. If I used them properly, everyone in the world, from 115-year-old long-lived elders to 15-year-old boys, would be enchanted by me and unable to resist. Completing the romance missions would be a piece of cake.

The System concluded that a delicate, frail girl like me was already naturally beautiful. With golden finger skills like its, I was sure to outshine Daji and Baosi, surpass Audrey Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe, and become the universe's number-one beauty, unlocking every achievement!

I had no idea who any of the people it mentioned were, but looking at the lively, adorable little girl in the mirror, with golden hair, pink eyes, and twin tails, I decided the System wasn't lying. I happily signed the contract and began my journey to conquer the world with my looks...

However, it was only after completing a series of beginner missions that I learned several cruel truths.

For example, conquering this world had never been about looks. It was about Nen.

For example, if I failed a mission, the buff that made me "captivate men" would automatically turn into a debuff that made me "captivated by men," for an indefinite amount of time.

And for example, my name was actually Biscuit Krueger, I was 57 years old, eight feet tall, and built like a double-door wardrobe.

[Absurd comedy, everyone out of character warning]

Theme: No matter how old you are, long live youth!