Make Your Debut, Police Academy F4!

After Officer Hagiwara sacrificed himself, he thought he would be headed for the Sanzu River. Unexpectedly, he wound up at the Sanzu River Entertainment Agency and was forced to bind himself to the [Underworld Star Project: Resurrection] System. Reborn as an idol trainee, he could come back to life if he maintained his persona and became a top-tier star? Staring at his new identity profile: "Domyoji Kenzo, 18, a haughty young master who loves singing, dancing, and basketball, with top-notch dance skills," the former bomb disposal officer fell into a long silence... He had thought that, for a long time to come, he would be alone, wearing Domyoji's false identity while making his way in show business and secretly envying his former colleagues, who could still shine in the police force. Until one day, a Ferris wheel bombing took place at Beihu Shopping Plaza; The next day, the System foisted a sunglasses-wearing rapper, Hanada Rui, on him as a partner; A month later, the genius singer-songwriter Nishimon Hikaru announced he was joining the group; Another year passed... "Wait!" The three men in the middle of rehearsals stared in shock at the tough guy standing before them, toothpick in his mouth. "Class Rep, you're going the idol route too?!!" And so, with all four working together, the newly debuted Beika boy band [Sakura F4] swept the entertainment charts and news headlines. The domineering dance ace Domyoji, the handsome rap ace Hanada Rui, the amorous vocal ace Nishimon Hikaru, and the versatile demon-bae Mizaku Wataru. Four idols with completely different styles harmoniously formed an all-round boy band, branching out into film, television, and music, and making a splash in both sports and the arts. One day, a blond waiter at the Poirot Cafe was asked by a coworker to queue up for a signed photo at the hottest boy band's fan-signing event. Watching the four of them get along so well, he sighed enviously, "You F4 guys are so close. I want to join your group too and become the fifth member." Officer Four, still in disguise and earning popularity points for his resurrection, was horrified: "No, you don't!!!" [Bonus Scene] System: Actually, I think our group could use another visual. That mixed-race waiter from last time would be perfect as a newcomer. I've already come up with his stage name: how about "Amuro Sugi..."? No, wait, "Amuro Celery"? Sakura F4: ...That doesn't work. [Reading Tips] 1. [One-Sentence Summary] Officer Four is reborn after sacrificing himself in the original storyline. This is a lighthearted, passionate (maybe?) story about singing and dancing, solving cases, and watching Zero's daily life while wearing a secret identity. Happy ending. 2. The author has limited knowledge of the real-world entertainment industry, especially the Japanese entertainment industry. The industry-related information and terminology in this story were learned on the fly, so corrections are welcome if anything is wrong. 3. The main group has no romantic pairings, except for Class Rep x Natalie. However, there may be fake couples based on misunderstandings or persecution for comedic effect. How can you break into show business without rumors? (Not really.) Also contains a lethal dose of death-related jokes and dark humor, so proceed with caution. [Emphasis] 4. For the sake of silliness and comedic suffering, everyone may occasionally act stupid, go nuts, or be out of character. Please read with your brain switched off. [Bold emphasis] 5. Feel free to show some love (and I'll show it back), ask for updates (though whether I update mostly depends on how busy I am in real life), and discuss the story or offer kind writing advice (though I may not take it) (not really). But to maintain my enthusiasm for writing out of love and ensure other readers can enjoy the story, I will no longer accept comments or messages with excessively negative emotions or the potential to start arguments. Apologies in advance if yours gets buried for that reason~ Thanks, everyone, for joining a certain duck in putting our brainpower aside and embracing the absurd ⌓‿⌓ Blurb archived on 2025.7.5 Theme: Life ends in death, but never forget your original aspirations