Can We Get Back Together? The System Keeps Crying

Competition is fierce in the “Ex-Reconciliation” department, so the System bought a cheat that detects the odds of a couple getting back together. It immediately bound itself to a promising Host with a powerful backer, only to find that ① [Rich Family · B top, A bottom] [Sweetness: 40% · Complete] Sensitive and world-weary / Stuck in his ways / Pretends to be cold and aloof but is actually gentle · long-haired top Self-centered / Dull to the ways of the world / A spoiled young master with high attack and low defense · bottom [Angsty romance, class differences, school and real life, lots of push and pull] The System used its cheat for the first time and finally bound itself to the person it had been searching for. But it discovered that he was terminally ill and had no desire to live. It brought the Host in to complete the mission, doing its best to persuade him to embrace life. It watched him sign a sugar-baby contract, then get cornered at a banquet and hear the classic line, “You’re nothing but a substitute.” The System fell silent. ② [Dating Show · Scum Top and Villainous Bottom] [Sweetness: 70% · Complete] Sharp and self-centered / A tyrant who’s fierce on the outside but weak on the inside / Sharp-tongued, on the same wavelength · wheelchair-using top Pathologically restrained / A hypocritical, gloomy man / An ambitious schemer who lives by the rule of patience · glasses-wearing bottom [Weaker top, stronger bottom, on-screen comments, fluffy spirit forms, and an outrageously twisted romance] The System learned from its experience and this time chose a wheelchair user with slightly lower odds of getting back together. His profile said his gentle ex had taken wonderful care of him, but he’d dumped them. He treated the System badly too, and casually chose a dating show. The prize for successfully getting back together was thirty million. After inviting his bankrupt ex, he added himself to the cast list as well. Once filming began, he sat back like an emperor, waiting for people to throw themselves at him. Before long, the System gaped. Target, why are you…! ③ [Superpowers · Arrogant Top and Powerful Bottom] [Sweetness: 85% · Complete] Cold, compassionate, and controlling / On a pedestal / A born superior · eldest-son top A brother-obsessed, toxic solo fan / Unruly / A deranged battle maniac · chosen-one bottom [Power couple, shared sensations, compassion and selfish desire, asceticism and blasphemy] This time, the System finally found a reliable, normal person. But why was this an incest-themed scenario?! At least they weren’t blood-related… The Host held a high position and brought blessings to the people, but had no interest in the mission. The System was in a panic, when it suddenly saw him stripped of his elaborate divine robes. Tattoos adorned his body, yet he remained self-possessed and aloof, as if the person before him were no more than a speck of dust. The genius who once dominated the world blasphemed against the divine, all while bowing his head before him. ④ [Ancient Times to Modern Day · Cat Top and Human Bottom] [Sweetness: 90% · Complete] Cheerful, innocent-looking but secretly cunning / Pretends to be good and acts cute / Owner-obsessed · cat demon top Cold and aloof, innocent-looking but secretly cunning / Gentle and composed / Cat-whisperer · gaming streamer bottom [Everyday life, charming contrasts, lots of fluff] The System bound itself to its new Host, full of confidence. But as soon as they started talking, it realized there was a problem: this was a cat demon who had just transmigrated, with no knowledge of modern life. Fortunately, he was obedient, even if a little dim. He followed instructions and turned into a cat to get close to and seduce the target. The target, who didn’t care about anyone else, cuddled and kissed him to his heart’s content. It was a touching story of owner and pet, until the Host came down with a fever and transformed back The target, who had a little white cat at home: (picks him up to inspect him) …? The Host, with light wheat-colored skin: (twitches his ears) I really am your cat! TAT ⑤ [First Person · Ultra-Short Story] [Sweetness: 90% · Complete] A young master with a day job who acted on a whim · System top An extremely possessive Demon Lord · adoptive-father bottom - A quick transmigration anthology, with different flavors in each world. Romance-focused. Heavily revised. Not responsible for pirated copies; the descriptions and settings may be adjusted. 1. Top and bottom are both emotionally and physically pure. No switching or breaking them up. 2. Everyone has different likes and dislikes. Each story’s first chapter includes detailed content warnings in the author’s note. 3. The System plays only a minor role. This isn’t a fast-paced power fantasy, and you don’t need to tell me if you drop it. 4. I’m an unrestrained omnivore with dark tastes and don’t dote on either side. Don’t set your expectations too high. This story is romance only and may upset everyone. Theme: How do we define love?