Before I Died in the Police Academy

My name is Mochizuki Mingxi. I'm a ghost, and when I was alive, I was a police officer.

No, that's not right. I hadn't even graduated from the police academy when I died, so I don't count as a police officer.

Less than three months after I died, one of my outstanding classmates came to join me.

I greeted him. My half-long-haired classmate looked surprised to see me. "Mochizuki from the class next door?" Was he seeing a ghost?

I reminded him, "You're a ghost now, too."

My half-long-haired classmate: "...But it's daytime."

Me: "What's the difference between day and night when you're a ghost?"

My half-long-haired classmate: "Good point."

My half-long-haired classmate was dead, but he still kept pestering my curly-haired classmate. I'm a ghost, but I think those two are really gay.

He: "Ten years, dead and gone, and all I can do is..."

Me: "Wait for you in the afterlife?"

He: "Ah, Little Jinpei can't see me at all. I want to die."

Me: "You're already dead."

He: "...Right."

In the fourth year after I died, those two turned into a dead gay couple. They finally reunited.

My curly-haired classmate: "...You mean you've been by my side for the past four years, even when I was taking a bath?"

My half-long-haired classmate laughs awkwardly: "Haha, haha."

Then my curly-haired classmate chased after my half-long-haired classmate and beat him up. What a spectacular sight!

A month later, another classmate joined our ghost squad.

New classmate: "..."

Seeing us made his heart stop. Wait, no, his heart had already stopped.

Me: "Hey there?"

Dead gay classmate: "Welcome to the world of the dead. Should we prepare some fireworks for you, Lord Kei?"

The new classmate couldn't speak.

The world of the dead is lively, especially wherever these three classmates are.

About two years later, our ghost squad welcomed its fifth ghost.

No, wait, this fifth ghost brought his whole family along!

My dead gay classmate spoke up: "Should we hold an underworld wedding for the class rep?"

[An Invitation]

You blond bastard, we're holding an underworld wedding for the class rep. Guess who didn't get an invitation?

The only living blond classmate picks up an invitation that suddenly appeared on the ground, his expression grave:

Is this house haunted?

#The protagonist has a CP, with Kei. I just thought Kei was wonderful when I was writing the setup, so I happily decided on this pairing

#HagiMatsu

#Probably a very short story, with an extremely high concentration of dark jokes (or deadpan jokes?)

Theme: I died before the Police Academy Trio