Both Personalities of My Catlike Disciple Are Trying to Win Me Over

[Next up: The General Is Carrying the Dragon's Heir, please add it to your collection~]

A cat gong with a split personality x a beautiful shou master who doesn't realize he's leading him on

Shou's perspective:

Mu Tongren, a branch of the Fusang Divine Tree and a tree spirit ten thousand years old, had recently noticed that his little disciple was acting strangely.

His obedient, tearful little disciple had suddenly stopped crying. Not only had his mood become unpredictable, but several times, Mu Tongren opened his eyes to find the boy standing by his bed with a sinister look on his face.

After investigating, Mu Tongren discovered that the other half of his little disciple's soul had broken through its seal at some point. He looked up and unexpectedly met the gaze of the boy's other half.

The little disciple immediately turned back into someone completely harmless and blinked mischievously. "Master, what's wrong?"

Mu Tongren forced himself to stay calm. "Nothing. Go outside for a while."

After half a month of nervousness, the tearful little disciple returned. Luo Lin knelt before Mu Tongren, crying and making a fuss.

Luo Lin: Master! There's a bad cat in my head trying to eat me!

Mu Tongren narrowed his eyes and scolded him: You probably want to eat your master too.

Gong's perspective:

Luo Lin, unaware that he carried the bloodline of Qiongqi, feared three things more than anything in life. First, getting a beating from his master. Second, turning into his true form and going down the mountain, then getting a beating from his master. Third, eating his senior brother and getting a beating from his master.

To avoid another beating and figure out what his master liked, the filial disciple Luo Lin, a several-hundred-jin kitten, returned to his true form and climbed the ancient Fusang tree in the center of the temple.

The Fusang tree snapped. The kitten had crushed it in half, and a splinter from the tree had pierced his paw.

That night, Mu Tongren supported his aching back as he bandaged his little disciple's wound while the boy wailed breathlessly, and pulled his eldest disciple out of the boy's mouth.

A few months later, fresh green shoots sprouted from the dead tree that had been snapped in half. Luo Lin's other half-soul had also broken through its seal, returning to life along with the tree.

Luo Lin had nightmares for several days in a row. Every time he woke up, another voice rang in his mind.

"Eat Master, or I'll eat you."

"Eat Master... eat you..."

Luo Lin scrambled over to his master, only for his other half-soul to seize control of his body.

When he opened his eyes again, Luo Lin found himself lying in his master's bed. Both of them were covered in purple marks...

Luo Lin's mind went completely blank.

Oh no! I'm going to get another beating!

Reading guide:

A raising-up romance, younger gong, 1v1, and a little fruit will come along.

When the gong's Qiongqi bloodline awakens, he develops another personality. The two personalities are fundamentally one person, but he gets jealous of himself.

A kitten with Qiongqi blood x a branch of the Fusang Divine Tree

An irreverent master and a troublemaking disciple

Next up: The General Is Carrying the Dragon's Heir. Please add it to your collection~

Ye Wuyou is a general stationed at the northern border of the Jing Dynasty. Forced by his Kun body's needs, the usually obedient general follows the military doctor's advice and drags a beautiful Tianqian man into a brothel.

That night, beneath red candles and a bridal canopy, their pheromones mingled.

The general clutched the beauty's hand, drenched in sweat. "Once your young master wins the war, he'll come back and marry you."

Blindfolded and with his ears stopped, the beauty could only just make out: "Even if they kill your young master, he'll come back to molest you again."

The beauty nearly ground his back teeth to dust.

Two days later, the emperor returned to the palace and flew into a rage. According to Eunuch Gao, his close attendant, the emperor had encountered a sexual predator by accident while traveling incognito.

The emperor issued an edict ordering a thorough investigation.

The capital was thrown into a panic. Everyone feared that the emperor might pin the baseless label of sexual predator on them if they displeased him.

The northern border was far away, and the general had ridden off in a hurry. The edict arrived late. The military strategist, who received the order to investigate the sexual predator, knelt trembling before the general with the military doctor.

Strategist: General! You must take good care of the imperial heir!!!

Military doctor: General! Whether we live or die depends on the little prince in your belly!!!

"...What?"

"Say that again?"

The general packed his bags in a daze, shouting that he was going to defect to the Northern Barbarians.

The enemy general, who had fought Ye Wuyou for three years: Ye Wuyou is surrendering! Watch out for an ambush! Retreat, now!

Ye Wuyou's reputation soared after he won without fighting, and the news reached the capital.

The young emperor caught the familiar scent of pheromones on the military report.

At last, the sexual predator's identity was coming to light. The emperor smiled.

"Someone, prepare my imperial expedition."

Reading guide:

1v1, both pure and devoted

An ancient-world version of ABO: A is Tianqian, B is Zedui, O is Dik un.

A lighthearted, silly comedy~

Thematic message: Respect the laws of nature. Don't trample or climb.