This Tiger Park Is Up to No Good

My new novel, My Cat Apprentice's Two Personalities Both Want to Flirt with Me. Little angels, please tap your lucky fingers and add it to your favorites, qwq.

Here's the blurb for this novel:

This Tiger Park Is Not Quite Right, also known as Hey, I Heard You Like Me

Jing Lin wakes up one day to discover that his previous life as an overworked corporate drone is over. In this life, he's a Siberian tiger named Maomao, free to eat his fill and laze around at the zoo.

Jing Lin is delighted. Jing Lin is thrilled. Jing Lin rolls onto his back and wriggles around on the grass. Then Jing Lin learns some shocking news.

Lu Miao, the male tiger who was his predecessor's rival, suddenly announces, "Maomao and I have settled our differences. From now on, he's my wife."

Lu Miao was his predecessor's archenemy. The two tigers once fought to the death. After careful consideration, Jing Lin decides to use the wisdom of a biped to hoodwink, no, help Lu Miao come to terms with himself. But now the audience is joining in.

Stirrer Number One, Hu Shuo: Maomao finally got his wish. [Pretends to wipe away tears]

Stirrer Number Two, Hu Nao: Brother Miao, go get Maomao!

Stirrer Number Three, the zookeeper: Miao Miao, look how hard things have been for Maomao. Be nice to him.

At this point, Jing Lin feels like he's ended up in a den of thieves.

[Reader's Guide]

One-on-one romance

Both leads remain animals and never turn into humans

Cover courtesy of my best friend! It's super cute~

My Cat Apprentice's Two Personalities Both Want to Flirt with Me

Cat with a split personality, top x beautiful master who doesn't realize he's flirting, bottom

The cat's primary personality is a genuinely tsundere crybaby, while his secondary personality is a genuinely sinister, manipulative schemer. His master is forced to become a worried, motherly caretaker.

Bottom's perspective:

The ancient Fusang divine tree has lived for ten thousand years. Mu Tongren, a branch of the Fusang tree, has lately sensed that something is off with his young apprentice.

His sweet, tearful apprentice suddenly stops crying. Not only does his mood become unpredictable, but several times Mu Tongren opens his eyes to find the boy standing at his bedside with a sinister look.

After investigating, Mu Tongren realizes that the other half of his apprentice's soul has broken through its seal at some point. He looks up and unexpectedly meets the gaze of that other half.

The apprentice immediately goes back to looking harmless, winking playfully. "Master, what's wrong?"

Mu Tongren keeps his composure with an effort. "Nothing. Go outside for now."

After half a month of anxious uncertainty, the crybaby apprentice returns, and Luo Lin kneels in front of Mu Tongren, crying and making a scene.

Luo Lin: Master! There's a bad cat in my head trying to eat me!

Mu Tongren thinks to himself: He probably wants to eat me too...

Top's perspective:

Luo Lin, unaware that he carries the bloodline of Qiongqi, fears three things most in life. First, getting his bottom spanked by his master. Second, going down the mountain in his original form and getting his bottom spanked by his master. Third, eating his senior apprentice brother and getting his bottom spanked by his master.

To avoid getting spanked again and, while he's at it, figure out what his master likes, the dutiful apprentice Luo Lin transforms into a cat weighing hundreds of pounds and climbs the withered Fusang tree at the center of the temple.

The Fusang tree breaks, snapped in half by the little cat's weight, and the cat's paw is pierced by a splinter.

That night, Mu Tongren supports his aching lower back as he bandages his apprentice, who is wailing so hard he can barely breathe. At the same time, he pulls the senior apprentice brother out of the little apprentice's mouth.

A few days later, tender green shoots sprout from the tree that had been snapped in half. Luo Lin's other half-soul, which has broken through its seal, also comes back to life.

For several days, Luo Lin has nightmares. Whenever he wakes, he hears another voice in his head.

"Eat Master, or I'll eat you."

"Eat Master... eat you..."

Luo Lin scrambles to his master's side, only for his other half-soul to take control of his body.

When he opens his eyes again, Luo Lin finds himself lying in his master's bed. Both of them are covered in purple bruises...

Luo Lin's mind goes completely blank.

Oh no! I'm going to get spanked again!

Luo Lin: Master, can you please not spank my butt this time? QAQ

Luo Lin Number Two: ...?

Mu Tongren: ...It wasn't your fault.

Luo Lin Number Two: ...??

[Reader's Guide]

Mentor-disciple romance, younger top, one-on-one, with a little fruit

When the top's Qiongqi bloodline awakens, it gives rise to a second personality. They're essentially one person, but there's a jealousy plot where I get jealous of myself.

A little cat with a Qiongqi bloodline diluted over countless generations x one of the many branches of the Fusang divine tree

The master is mischievous, and the apprentice is a troublemaker

Premise: Protecting wild animals is everyone's responsibility.