I, an Orca, Livestream Beachcombing in the Stars

No-CP pre-collection in my author page: The Big Bad Beagle Tames the Villains! Please save it, dear readers. The blurb is below this story.

Cen was an orca living on Earth. Every day, his job was simple: grumble as he followed his companions around, being a proper street loafer, and give every creature he met a divine whale-tail smack, otherwise known as a big ol' whack.

But today! Cen encountered something he couldn't understand!

He had turned into an adorable human!

Oh my gosh, who gets it? I woke up one day and turned into a kitten.

Cen stared at himself in the mirror, meowing constantly. No, wait, yowling.

So cute. Heart-eyes.jpg

But cuteness couldn't solve everything. Cen soon faced a new problem: he couldn't afford to support himself!

Unbelievable, is life really this hard for an adorable human?! Maybe I should just take him home and let him eat and drink his fill.

Going back wasn't an option. As long as there's an ocean, I can turn any place into my territory.

The stars and the sea! Here I come!

In the interstellar age, human technology had advanced enough to let people travel freely between planets and learn more about the vast cosmos.

But the dangers in the sea of stars were countless, and many places remained forbidden to humanity.

Cen: Smiling. Well, why should I be polite in my own home?

No need to worry about how to feed an adorable little human anymore.

And so, a new streamer appeared in the sea of stars.

Every day, he did nothing useful and just took his viewers out street-loafing.

Cen: What's this? A junk ore? Smash it!

A mecha designer who wandered into the stream: Th-That looks like Rhine stone, used to make mechas. No!

Cen: What's this? A junk spaceship? Smash it!

An archaeologist: "I'm begging you, get down on your knees!"

Cen: What's this? Oh! A great white shark! Nice~ Up you go!

The interstellar public: "No!"

"Wait, no! That's a star beast. This one's fair game. Dad, smash it! Keep smashing!"

The livestream was in full swing, but Cen still got upset over negative comments. Every day, he'd gaze at himself in the mirror, feeling sorry for himself: Why don't they call me cute? Why do they say I eat so much? Why don't the adorable little ones like getting close to me?

*Updates daily, usually before 10 p.m.

*The protagonist isn't human, has no common sense or education, but can fight.

---Pre-collection: The Big Bad Beagle Tames the Villains!---

Hello, everyone. I'm the Villain Purification System, and I've bound myself to a little beagle. Tired smile.jpg

Hello, everyone! I'm the good beagle bound to the System above! I'm obedient and well-behaved, full of energy, diligent about completing missions, and always ready to fight. I'm the most perfect beagle!

Qin Ju Juan was a beagle. He had a dad who loved him dearly and a home he loved dearly, but one day, his dad disappeared, and his home was gone too.

That's when an uncle called the System came to him and said he could take him to find his dad.

Qin Ju Juan: Prepare for battle!

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Qin Yiming was the big villain in a danmei novel. He picked on the protagonist gong, forced himself on the protagonist shou, and took a dislike to everything for no reason.

Until one day, a pitiful little dog bumped into his leg.

You think this is the start of a romance? No, it's the beginning of a nightmare! He used to be so full of resentment. He must have had way too much free time! Tired smile.jpg

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On a certain day in a certain month and year, the story began. Qin Yiming invited the protagonist shou to his house. As soon as the two entered the living room, they both froze.

The once understated yet luxurious living room was now a complete mess. Sofa stuffing was flying everywhere, carpet fluff danced in the air, and the room reeked of alcohol. One look at the floor showed it was covered in wet paw prints.

Qin Yiming's temple twitched. "Qin Ju Juan!"

Qin Ju Juan immediately ran up to his big daddy, sat down obediently, and wagged his tail excitedly. "Woof!

Dad's home!

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Qin Ju Juan: Dad went out today without taking me along. With Uncle System's help, I've decided to give Dad a surprise.

"That's right, good boy Ju Juan! You're doing great! Pry up the whole floor for him!" The System cheered him on nonstop. You went out without soothing your beagle, Big Villain. What a lucky day for you!

This story could also be called From System to Endurance System, He Has a Beagle to Raise, So Does He Have Time to Do Bad Things?, or A Handbook for Learning to Put Up With People.

*The pup never turns into a human. The pup's only job is to torment people.

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