I, the Fly Agaric, Show Cultivators Tiny People

My no-pairing serial novel, I, an Orca, Livestream Tidal Foraging in Space, is introduced below. Little angels, don't miss it as you pass by~ *waving-arm.jpg*

*The main story is written in third person.

I'm a fly agaric mushroom, and I've become a spirit. Let's celebrate!

But our world is no longer suitable for little monsters like me, so to live a good life, I had to pack up and move to the cultivation world.

But... sob, sob, it's so scary here. Everyone's a big shot. As a pitiful fly agaric who only recently became a spirit, all I can do is struggle to survive.

But soon, I discovered my opportunity!

For some reason, everyone in the cultivation world now wears white, keeps a blank expression, and drifts about with an immortal aura. They suppress their desires and cultivate the Heartless Dao, hoping to become perfect immortals.

But everyone knows no cultivator of the Heartless Dao can make it out of Little Green River alive. Sooner or later, these ethereal immortals will fall into the throes of love and get caught up in all kinds of dramatic romantic entanglements.

Then their Dao hearts will collapse and they'll be plagued by inner demons.

And in the cultivation world, there's no cure for inner demons.

But there is one for me, Little Qing! Ah, what's this? This is my path to riches! I can cure inner demons. There's nothing watching a little shadow puppet can't fix. And if one show isn't enough, I can make you watch twice!

And so the cultivation world's counseling clinic opens for business! We help you express your true nature, embrace yourself, and make switching from the Heartless Dao to the Affectionate Dao a dream come true!

*The protagonist is a little monster who was just recently born. She's weak and cautious in the early story, and strong and cautious later on. Caution is in her nature, so she can't change.

*Updates daily at 6 p.m. If anything comes up, I'll post in the comments ahead of time to say the update will be at 9 p.m. I'll let you know if I need to take a day off.

I, an Orca, Livestream Tidal Foraging in Space

Cen is an orca living on Earth. Every day, his job is simple: grumble as he follows his companions around like a proper layabout, and give every creature he meets a divine whale-tail slap, also known as a massive smack.

But today! Cen encountered something he couldn't understand!

He'd turned into an adorable human!

Good heavens, who knows what this feels like? One moment I was asleep, and the next I was a little kitty.

Cen stared at himself in the mirror and kept going meow, no, howl.

So cute! *heart-eyes.jpg*

But cuteness can't solve everything. Cen soon faced a new problem: he couldn't afford to support himself!

Unbelievable. Is life so hard for adorable little humans?! Maybe I should just take you home and feed you well.

Going back isn't an option. As long as there's an ocean, anywhere can become my territory.

The stars and the sea! Here I come!

In the interstellar world, human technology had advanced to the point where people could travel freely between planets and learn more about the vast reaches of space.

But the dangers in space were countless, and many places remained forbidden to humanity.

Cen smiled. "Well, well. Why be polite in your own home?"

No need to worry about feeding cute little things anymore.

And so a new streamer appeared on the Starsea livestream platform.

He never did anything useful, just took everyone out to loaf around every day.

Cen: "What's this? A lousy piece of ore? Smash it!"

A mecha designer who'd wandered into the stream: "Th-that looks like Rhineite, used to make mecha storage units! No!"

Cen: "What's this? A lousy spaceship? Smash it!"

An archaeologist: "I'm begging you, get down on your knees!"

Cen: "What's this? Oh! A great white shark! Nice shot~ Take off!"

The interstellar crowd: "No!"

"Wait! That's a star beast. This one's fair game. Dad, hit it! Hit it harder!"

The livestream was thriving, but Cen still got upset by hate comments. Every day, he'd gaze at himself in the mirror and sigh: Why don't they call me cute? Why do they say I eat so much? Why don't the little cuties like getting close to me?

*Updates daily, usually before 10 p.m.

*The protagonist isn't human, has no common sense or education, but can fight.

Theme: Pay attention to mental health.