After Becoming the Heavenly Dao, I Smite Those Who Are Love-Struck

The author has another ongoing serial, "I, the Lanma Mushroom, Help Cultivators See Little People"

Hao Cang transmigrated into a mythical world as the Heavenly Dao. Watching the gods, immortals, and demons do nothing all day but fall in love, he thought back to all the novels he'd read in his previous life and let out a sinister grin.

Damn, you're all just too idle. All you ever think about is romance, and you destroy the Three Realms and slaughter every living soul at the drop of a hat. Today, I'm going to show you what the blessings of a 996 work schedule feel like. Oh, right, immortals don't need rest, so let's make it 007!

And so, after the Heavenly Dao slept for five thousand years, the Six Realms welcomed a brand-new, bratty version of the Heavenly Dao.

The chaotic new life of the Six Realms begins now!

Click to read the Six Realms Daily's trending headlines:

Shocking! What did Emperor Fuxi do wrong to deserve a targeted lightning strike from the Heavenly Dao on a certain mysterious body part? Female immortals are left speechless, while male immortals feel his pain!

The Six Realms are abuzz with talk of a certain big shot's private image stone showing something they wouldn't want seen in public. Have you watched it?

There's plenty more excitement in this story. Click to enjoy!

* A lighthearted comedy. The male lead is a foul-mouthed, short-tempered, clueless glowing dumpling with no dignity. He's handsome and otherworldly in human form, but unfortunately, he can talk, and he spends every day cursing out the culprits who make him work overtime!

* This is no traditional Heavenly Dao. He's neither handsome nor all-knowing or all-powerful. On the contrary, the dumpling is so sure no one can beat him that he's given away his brain. He's just a plain old brat!

* Very little romance. There are both straight and danmei romance missions, with more straight romance. If that's not your thing, don't force yourself to read it!

Another ongoing serial, no-cp:

* Written in third person

I'm a Lanma mushroom, and I've gained sentience! Let's celebrate!

But our world is no longer a suitable place for little monsters to live, so if I want a decent life, I have no choice but to pack up and move to the cultivation world.

But then, sob, sob, it's so scary here! Why is everyone such a big shot? I'm just a poor Lanma mushroom who only recently gained sentience, so all I can do is struggle to survive.

But soon, I discover the opportunity I've been waiting for!

For some reason, everyone in the cultivation world now wears white, keeps a straight face, and drifts about with an immortal air. They suppress their desires and cultivate the Ruthless Dao, hoping to become perfect immortals.

But everyone knows that no one who cultivates the Ruthless Dao can make it out of Little Green River alive. Sooner or later, these ethereal immortals will be trapped by love and dragged into all kinds of love-triangle drama.

Then their Dao hearts will shatter, and inner demons will take hold.

And in the cultivation world, there's no cure for inner demons.

But there is one in my hands, in Xiao Qing's hands. Ah, what's this? This is my path to riches! I can cure inner demons. There's nothing that seeing little people once can't fix. And if that doesn't work, I can make you watch twice!

And so, the Cultivation World's Counseling Clinic opens for business! Here, we'll help you unleash your true nature and embrace yourself. Switching from the Ruthless Dao to the Affectionate Dao is no longer just a dream!

* The protagonist is a little monster who was born not long ago. He's cautious and weak at first, then cautious and strong later. Being cautious is in his nature, and he can't change that.

Theme: Work hard, and you'll have a bright future!