Don't Be Cringe

I went to great lengths to become an internet celebrity,

threatening and bribing my sworn enemy, who'd just won Best Actor, to help me drum up publicity.

I thought it would go nowhere,

but when I opened my phone, the trending topics were everywhere:

- Deadly Seduction: The Actor's Darling.

- Billion-Dollar Fiancée: The Actor Is Madly in Love with a Little Internet Celebrity.

It was so embarrassing my scalp went numb, so I packed my bags that very night and fled overseas to avoid the spotlight.

But then he bought another trending topic:

- Love Turns to Marriage: Where Can the Alluring Beauty Run?

?!

So embarrassing!

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