I Didn't Adopt a Dog, That's My Childhood Friend

#A year-round, no-breaks sentence for secretly loving your straight jock childhood friend

#If he's this possessive as a friend, imagine what he'd be like as a husband!

#An emotionally needy but romantically clueless, self-absorbed, secretly-in-love, gorgeous bottom x a closeted, possessive, jealous, big-chested, empty-headed, handsome and well-aware-of-it, love-struck top

#You can tell what they're like from this, right? All right, now for the actual blurb!

1.

At A University, there is a famous gay couple: Chu Shiyu and Qin Shaoqiu. They're handsome, come from privileged families, have distinct personalities, and are remarkably capable. They make countless men and women swoon, and use "best friends" as an excuse...

without realizing they're a couple.

This is the third year Chu Shiyu has secretly loved Qin Shaoqiu. He's made up his mind that he can't go on being best friends forever. Otherwise, he'll still never get to enjoy Qin Shaoqiu's big tits when they're old and gray!

He has to make a change!

So he decides to slowly warm Qin Shaoqiu up, preparing a couples' check-in challenge for the two of them to complete together.

If they finish it and naturally become a couple, that's perfect. If they don't...

then splitting up will be better for both of them.

#How is that any different from how things are now?!

2.

Qin Shaoqiu really can't stand all the men and women trying to wedge themselves between him and Chu Shiyu by claiming to be Chu's "partner."

The gay men annoy him most of all. They have no shame or boundaries! They all come in saying, "I'm here to join this family," and try to be a shared little mistress to him and Chu Shiyu?!

As if!

While fretting over how to change this situation, Qin Shaoqiu accidentally discovers Chu Shiyu's couples' check-in challenge.

#Which little minx is it? Name them. I absolutely won't beat them to death!

#Wait, I've done all these challenges before!

#The little minx is me?

#Well, in that case, no problem. Honey, let's get married.

#Let's go public right now and make everyone coveting my wife back off!

3.

Chu Shiyu lets something slip and admits that he has secretly loved Qin Shaoqiu for a long time.

That night.

Fully dressed, Chu Shiyu is backed up against the headboard by a nearly naked Qin Shaoqiu.

Qin Shaoqiu takes Chu Shiyu's hand and runs it from his face all the way down to his crotch. "I love Shiyu's hands best. What about you, baby? What do you like about me?"

Chu Shiyu's hand is burning hot, and he feels like he's the one who's naked.

#Mad dog

Theme: Mutual secret crushes