Who's Stealing the Fake Liquor Inspector's HP? [Crossover]

Is it okay to say that the Vessel has a day job in the real world?

In front of the sword-obsessed warriors, the gentle, scholarly master, Yukimura Yuichi, seems harmless. Behind the scenes, though, he gets along with both the underworld and the law.

As the Metropolitan Police Department's ace rookie, Yukimura Yuichi made his debut at the liquor company by going on a killing spree.

But after completing his mission perfectly and reporting to Gin, he suddenly spat blood and collapsed on the spot.

Gin: Hm? Are you faking an injury?

"Ding! Congratulations, Host, you've bound the Substitute Life System [Surprise! I have two lives! You can't kill me.]"

"S-rank warning! Bug detected. Bound target [The Strongest DK's Runaway Darling] is critically injured!"

"Bound target is draining the Host's life force in reverse! 80... 40... 20... 1!"

"Life in danger. Automatically activating skill aura [Three buffs stacked. Think you can take me out in one hit?]"

"Host, please complete the task:

Sell Gin a bottle of whiskey [counterfeit]."

"Host's health: 1... 0.9... 0.8... Host, please stop slacking off!"

With only 0.8 health, Yukimura Yuichi started coughing up blood as soon as he opened his mouth. He'd already splattered Gin with so much blood that he looked like a blood-soaked man.

Was I trying to slack off?

This runaway darling, just you wait. Once I figure out who you are, you're done for!

1. The pairing is with Gin. The protagonist is a chaotic-good troublemaker and the unluckiest guy alive. His golden finger gives him a second life, and the aura stacks buffs on him. Unfortunately, he's so unlucky that someone else keeps siphoning off his life force instead.

2. The current planned bound targets are "The Strongest DK's Runaway Darling," "The Youngest Executive's Unmentionable Best Friend," and "The Hardest-Working Employee of 5=1."

Theme: Cherish life.