Eloping with My Partner [Bungou Stray Dogs / Double Black]

At fifteen, Dazai Osamu awakened. He was doubly bound by the "Book" and something calling itself a "Gacha System," and his mind filled with many "future events."

A plan came to him, and Dazai Osamu made a decision that went against Mori Ougai.

"Honey, let's run away!"

Claiming to be Dazai Osamu from ten years in the future, he said that he and Nakahara Chuuya had raised a child, and declared, "If I ever go back to the past, I'm going to be a good role model for our kid. No more being in the mafia!" Then he dragged the gravity manipulator Nakahara Chuuya along with him and defected.

All he left behind for Mori Ougai, the Port Mafia boss, were two handwritten notes.

[The world is so big, so we went out to see it! -- Dazai Osamu]

[He says we have a child? -- Nakahara Chuuya]

At twenty-five, Dazai Osamu never imagined that Nakahara Chuuya would take the child he'd casually made up seriously!!!

He actually wants to adopt a child!!!!!

A giant white tiger, a lop-eared rabbit, a girl with a center-parted bob...

No, please! I don't want to raise a kid!

[Original blurb]

After a dream revealed that he would become a lonely man who had lost his close friend Oda Sakunosuke, Dazai Osamu rejected that ending on the spot.

So when he woke up, he'd actually defected with Chuuya?!

What would Boss Mori think?

Forget it. Who cares what he thinks? I've already brought Chuuya along. I'm not leaving my dog for someone else to raise!

The bad news: Dazai Osamu was being hunted for kidnapping Nakahara Chuuya.

The good news: Dazai Osamu got a Gacha Secret Identity System. Every identity he drew could be brought in as talent for Boss Mori, who was gnashing his teeth because he had no one under him.

I will protect the Three-Part World Plan! Dazai Osamu clasped Chuuya's hand to hide the gleam in his eyes as he plotted.

Chuuya, who'd been on a business trip and only just discovered he'd defected: ?

Send the Genshin Impact characters to the Port Mafia as executives. Of course there are five executives when there are only four positions. Isn't that common knowledge?

Send the Sword Warriors, those workaholics, to the Special Division for Unusual Powers. Ango hasn't slept for seven days? Wow, amazing! (Thumbs up)

The Bungo Alchemist characters absolutely have to go to the Detective Agency! That embarrassing guy must never be discovered!

Everyone watched Bungo Dazai, who was withdrawing into himself while inching closer to Bungo Akutagawa.

Then they looked at Detective Dazai, openly sprawled across Nakahara Chuuya.

Wasn't either one just as embarrassing?

Chuuya, who became the Detective Agency's top performer by taking on jobs nonstop: Get up. I took a new job. Six million for one job, just enough for a new car.

Now that the Double Black duo have gone straight, they're even more trusted by the wealthy! Their value has skyrocketed! And there are no middlemen taking a cut, so Chuuya's making a killing~

1. Hard-to-please European Dazai as the top x straightforward, self-proclaimed cat owner Chuuya as the bottom

2. Dazai Osamu has a team of troublemakers

3. There will definitely be OOC

Theme: My stand-ins do the work for me. Hooray!