Honey, Call Me Baby If You Want a Kiss

Jin Shi'an, a beautiful omega notorious for being spoiled and nasty

One day, after a car accident, it was discovered that he was not really a member of the Jin family.

They couldn't just abandon the fake son they'd spent so much money raising. They had to make the most of him to repay the Jin family's years of effort. So Jin Shi'an was ordered to take the place of the real young master, who had just been brought home, and marry the vegetative alpha heir of the powerful Su family of Haicheng, becoming a decorative wife brought in to bring him good luck.

Jin Shi'an fell from the heights to the depths. All the A/B/O types he'd made enemies of with his wild, unrestrained ways, and who'd long disliked him, were itching to seize their chance and give the famous, spoiled beauty of an omega a good bullying.

Jin Shi'an sneered at their idea of taming him. He didn't put on the "crying and fighting back" show those awful people had imagined. The very next day, he married Su Jinqing with his little backpack empty.

Every day, Jin Shi'an kissed his husband's face, then curled up in Su Jinqing's arms, felt the abs of the unconscious big shot, and admired the bankbook Su Jinqing had shared with him.

Come on, a vegetative big shot is still a big shot.

Especially when he's an alpha who's easy on the eyes and doesn't need to "make those sounds."

Jin Shi'an, living the sweet life: A bunch of stupid dogs.

But there was one troublesome thing about marrying Su Jinqing: Jin Shi'an's rich, vegetative husband couldn't help him through his heat.

Obviously, the dogs outside who still hadn't given up had thought of that, too. They found all sorts of ways to send Jin Shi'an, living in the Su family mansion, messages like, "He can't do it, but I can help you, Mrs. Su."

At night, Jin Shi'an, wearing only a little nightdress, curled up in his husband's arms, using him as a body pillow while scrolling on his phone. He looked at the app notifications, with 99+ unread messages, and was trying to decide whether to block them one by one or curse them out before blocking them, when a large, elegant hand reached around from behind and made the choice for him.

Held close in an affectionate embrace, he opened the camera and took a picture.

It looked like a very loving couple's photo: a pretty omega in a cartoon puppy nightdress nestled in the arms of an alpha with bare shoulders, gazing at the camera in a daze. The man behind him had a cool, stern look, like a fierce beast with a strong sense of territory.

Wow, his husband, who'd been unconscious for two years, had woken up!

Jin Shi'an felt amazing. He wasn't the stupid idiot people said he was, with a head that didn't work. He'd even managed to wake a vegetative patient!

Feeling very pleased with himself, Jin Shi'an added a moody filter to the photo and posted it to his social media feed, pinning it so all the dogs outside would see.

[Watch your mouths! My husband and I are the best couple in the world (▼ヘ▼#)]

The internet in Haicheng was rocked. Su Jinqing had actually gotten so angry about driving away his rivals that he'd woken up from his vegetative state.

Netizen 1: With such a beautiful wife, he can't let those dogs outside so much as touch him with a finger.

Netizen 2: I'm in a hurry, hurry up and look up An.

Netizen 3: Wait, is the person above me okay?

If there was one bad change after Su Jinqing woke up, Jin Shi'an would use the hand wearing a huge, goose-egg-sized diamond ring to rub his sore lower back and angrily accuse the alpha of being a bad guy.

So fierce, and even more greedy than those bad guys outside.

Half a year after Su Jinqing woke up, he had a wife and child and had thoroughly become a winner in life.

Netizen 1: Hm? Something doesn't seem right.

Netizen 2: Damn, Boss Su was in a much bigger hurry than us.

*Pouty, spoiled omega x older, doting alpha

A clingy, sweet married life

* Pregnancy and childbirth

* One-on-one, both leads' first relationship

* Screenshot saved on 2024.12.28

Theme: May we stay together forever