Xu Ning is a social animal.
If it weren't for the monthly salary of 100,000 yuan that required him to retire and enjoy life at the age of thirty, Xu Ning, an extraordinary salty fish who "can live or die", would have said goodbye to the world in a matter of seconds.
His ordinary life finally changed until he raised a little octopus.
The company team went to the beach for vacation, and a colleague discovered a small octopus with beautiful and weird patterns on its body.
Everyone thought it was poisonous and wanted to throw the little octopus into the sea, but the little octopus slowly stretched out its wrists and wrapped them around his ankles.
The colleague was shocked and already tried to kill the little octopus.
But Xu Ning felt that they were destined, and directly announced that he would raise a baby octopus.
Colleague: Are you crazy? Not afraid of being poisonous?
Xu Ning held the box containing the small octopus and said calmly: "You just touched me and I'm fine. That means it's not poisonous. But I accidentally died later. Please make it into octopus balls and bury it with me."
Colleague: After all these years, I still haven't adapted to his turbulent mental state.
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It turns out that the little octopus is not poisonous and is very smart, so smart that it can almost be friends with Xu Ning.
Xu Ning looks at his pet Xiao Zhang chasing his figure in the fish tank every day, and feels that he has the motivation to live besides his salary.
Faced with the fact that the little octopus wanted to cling to him all the time, Xu Ning chose to let it go.
As long as the two of them are together, the brightly colored little octopus will either wrap around Xu Ning's thin wrist or stick to his thin neck, like a bright flower parasitizing Xu Ning's body.
Slowly, Xu Ning also discovered something was wrong. For example, the small octopus had grown into a large octopus. Another example was that his octopus was actually a conscious marine creature.
Not only was Xu Ning not afraid, but he was also looking forward to Xiao Zhang transforming into a human.
Because this way we can work together and let Xiaozhang work for him.
Xu Ning is delighted: We are one step closer to retirement.
Xiaozhang can transform into a human form, but it requires various contacts from the master Xu Ning, including but not limited to touching, kissing, and bodily fluids. All kinds of bodily fluids are given.
Xu Ning blushed.
Xiaozhang is looking forward to it.
Xu Ning nodded in agreement.
Xiaozhang rolled up Xu Ning with a swipe and called his wife while sticking it up.
Xu Ning: In order to retire early, I can accept it.
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Xu Ning thought very well, thinking that by touching Tie Tie, he could have a working-class octopus.
But he was so dizzy when the octopus wrapped his arms and legs and bullied him that he realized that he seemed to have been deceived.
Xu Ning struggled for a while but failed, so he simply gave up and allowed Xiao Zhang to bully him.
It's your own octopus anyway, so it's not impossible to do it.
But the octopus is very camouflaged. Its eight tentacles have accessory brains. Together with the main body, the small octopus that transforms into a human form has nine different faces and nine branches.
The consequence of Xu Ning letting Xiao Zhang fuck him was that he was blindfolded and his tentacles rolled around his body, forcing him to guess which husband was tonight through subtle differences.
Tips
1. Extrahuman intelligence × super brain circuit Xianyu Shehu
2.1V1sc
3. All the plots are about a young couple who love each other.
4. The octopus is definitely Xu Ning's head, the octopus will die without his wife.
5. Gong has 9 bodies, Slicing Gong has only one person
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Purpose: Enjoy life