[Western Crossover] Annual Best Big Brother Awards

"It's the first day of my brother-addiction acting up. I toss and turn, scratching my head and rolling all over the bed. When I open my eyes, I see my brother; when I close them, I still see my brother. I open the door, and there he is, standing outside. I tell him, 'Brother, I'd like to take up farming as a hobby. Can you give me a hand?' He says, 'Sure.' So I tell him, 'I killed someone. Come help me loosen the soil and bury the body.'"

1. Thanks to my bestie for contributing the blurb. Just indulging in a fantasy about brothers who dote on their little sisters. Not contracted; updates whenever inspiration strikes.

2. Episodic format, with lots of victims. The blurb has little to do with the actual story, so don't mind me.

3. Good brother, bad sister. Most endings are open-ended.

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