Everyone Thinks I'm Going to Kill the Boss

This story is complete! Everyone is welcome to check out my upcoming novel, Reborn as My Eight-Year-Old Self's Golden Finger. The blurb is at the very end~

#I only wanted to see what the BOSS looked like. Why are you all so nervous?#

#Can I level up by slacking off in dungeons?#

When Fang Li woke up, she discovered that she had lost her memory, and a voice in her head kept telling her to enter the vortex ahead.

As the queen of slacking off, she didn't want to get involved in anything, so she ran away. Unexpectedly, the vortex sucked her into a dungeon.

Hey, you busted vortex! Why aren't you following the rules?!

In every dungeon, Fang Li ran into a player who claimed to know her.

But why did you all keep saying such nonsense? I'm Fang Li, not Fang Li! And I haven't disguised myself as a man!! Hey, why are you grabbing me!

Mom Duan! Come save me! Your daughter's chastity is in danger!

I'm Fang Li, a poor soul who got dragged into a vortex. Why do I keep running into idiots who tell me not to kill the BOSS!

When she stepped out of the vortex of the final dungeon, Fang Li recovered all her memories. Only then did she learn that it had all been the world's "conspiracy."

[Puppet Heart] → In a puppet's body, protect yourself for a lifetime.

"What are you doing? I'm not the Fang Li you're talking about! Why are you pulling at my clothes?!" Fang Li had barely entered the dungeon when someone came up to her, talking nonsense and tugging at her clothes.

"This is where Fang Li is supposed to appear. How is it a woman? Could he be a man in women's clothing?"

"I really am a woman, you lunatic! Stop pulling! Stop! What did I do to deserve this?"

[Faces of a Thousand] → You can paint skin and bone, but not yourself.

"I can't believe you like turning into a woman now, Fang Li. Come here, big sis will give you a beautiful makeover."

"Your smile is dangerous, big sis. I'm scared!"

[Nothing Imperfect in the Painting] → Is everything in the painting really perfect?

"You're the BOSS, surrounded by all these line-drawn people protecting you. I can't even hurt a fly, so how am I supposed to ruin your masterpiece? Don't just stand there and lie!"

[Silent Cry] → I have heard your grievance.

"Woof, meow, tweet..."

"Being hunted in my previous dungeons wasn't enough? Am I unpopular even in the animal kingdom? Stop pawing at my back!"

[Outsider] → What defies common sense becomes a monster.

"Are you Fang Li or Fang Li?" A little girl held a blood-soaked sack in one hand and tugged at Fang Li's clothes with the other.

Fang Li didn't even look at her. She immediately crouched down and hugged her. "Waaah, after all these dungeons, someone finally recognizes me."

Fang Li's famous saying: Who the hell is Fang Li? When I find him, I'll grind his bones to dust!

Fang Li's catchphrase: Mom Duan! You're my god! How could I live without you! (clings to her desperately)

[Reader's Guide]

1. Superpowers exist, but they aren't a major focus.

2. The romance is light. The plot takes center stage.

3. The heroine loves slacking off and has an unusual way of thinking.

4. The male lead is something of a "supportive partner," with a nurturing, motherly side.

Blurb for the upcoming novel, Reborn as My Eight-Year-Old Self's Golden Finger~

#Your future is bright. You don't have to end up "abandoned by everyone," like me.#

In her previous life, Wu Qizhao and her teammates, manipulated by Dr. Li and the higher-ups, finally defeated the Zombie King and brought the apocalypse to an end.

But heroes who return home rarely meet a happy end.

She and her loved ones were abandoned in a pile of corpses about to be burned. The dagger she had used to kill the Zombie King was stuck in her chest.

At the moment she was about to die, her fixation summoned a Salvation System.

Wu Qizhao bonded with the Salvation System and was randomly reborn to a time before the apocalypse.

But something went wrong in the space-time tunnel.

*

The main System fell into a deep sleep after helping her escape the space-time tunnel, and the auxiliary System kept disconnecting.

The auxiliary System's emotionless explanation kept echoing in her ears.

Wu Qizhao stared blankly at the gray cement road.

She hurried through the pitch-black passageway to the far corner of the basement, where her gaze fell on a small figure.

For the first time, she saw her eight-year-old self from a third-person perspective.

Little Qizhao was crouching by the door with her arms wrapped around her knees, gazing hopefully at the only source of light.

She slowly approached, swallowed back her sobs, and used the gentlest voice of her life to gradually earn little Qizhao's trust.

She became the invisible friend little Qizhao could never see.

*

Wu Qizhao bonded with little Qizhao and became her one-of-a-kind golden finger.

Through little Qizhao's eyes, she saw the truth of the apocalypse and the core of how she had been "abandoned by everyone" in her previous life.

Over the next ten years, she and little Qizhao changed the tragic fates of her friends from her previous life.

This time, the first bolt of lightning that heralded the apocalypse never struck.

*

On little Qizhao's eighteenth birthday, Wu Qizhao looked around at the friends and family gathered around her, and at the small cake in the middle.

She had saved little Qizhao, and she had saved herself.

Theme: There is always a way to solve a problem