(Twilight) After the Unhinged High Schooler Set His Sights on Me

Blurb:

In the past, Colin would never have dated a gloomy little brat who glared at her all day. But she was about to die, and he'd been following her for months, so she decided to give it a try.

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Edward Cullen's life was turned upside down in a single moment. He didn't know what had happened, or what had hollowed out his heart and turned him into a walking corpse. Only after meeting her did he understand what he'd lost.

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An alternate-universe story to the novel next door: deranged, brooding Edward x uninhibited older sister Colin. The specific changes to their backstory are explained in the story. I've written enough fluffy romances, so now I'm writing something adults can enjoy. You don't need to have read the other story to follow this one, just bring your kidneys.

P.S. Updates whenever inspiration strikes.

Theme: Smoking and drinking harm your health; men are hard on your kidneys.