I'm Determined to Break Up This Marriage

How do you break up your cool, aloof childhood friend with the person he likes?

The top has a childhood friend who's fair-skinned, cool, and detached, as if he has no worldly desires. One day, the friend suddenly tells him, "There's someone I like. He's a man."

The top's world comes crashing down. "Who do you like? Which bastard seduced you? Have you been tricked by some scumbag? I'll beat him up for you! Say something! Why won't you look at me? Have you confessed yet?"

"No."

The top regains his composure. "Listen to me. Don't confess yet."

"?"

The top: "I have a way to make him pursue you."

He'll break up this match no matter what!

You lying dog.

In the top's eyes, anyone who got close to his childhood friend was lecherous, ill-intentioned, delusional, and creepy. They were all shameless, despicable little lowlifes!

Later, he realized he was the most shameless, despicable little lowlife of them all.

His childhood friend was driven to the point that desire colored the corners of his eyes. Biting his ear, he cursed, "You lying dog."

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