Can I Touch Your... Trash Can?

Asagi, a social worker who wants to make a fuss with the world at work, received the qualification for the closed beta of the open RPG game "Trash Can King". As soon as he opened his eyes, he became a little raccoon in Rice Flower Town. In the game setting, the whole world is the royal land, and all the trash cans and contents in the world belong to the little raccoon. The NPC's trash can is like a card pool. After touching it, the teleportation anchor point will be unlocked. The little raccoon can touch it wherever he goes, and it will be randomly refreshed in the bedroom of each NPC that produces high-quality skills. They are all playing games, so of course they have to do whatever they want. Wherever the player goes, from Mikka Town to Sicily, everyone knows the bad reputation of the little raccoon—— The little raccoon visits Gin at night and replaces the bullets with peanuts. The little raccoon ran for his life after taking advantage of Skylark's house; The little raccoon poked out Ley's hair and laughed at the British baldness. The little raccoon touched daddy's breasts and it was too hard for him to do without paying. There are always some unscrupulous people who think that little raccoons should not just go into other people's bedrooms and touch trash cans, and should not appear suddenly when people are taking a shower or sleeping naked; nor should they run away after touching them without saying hello, as if love will transfer. Faced with such accusations, the player: All the trash cans in the world belong to the king of trash cans. It would be great if I don't ask you to collect trash can usage fees. How could I be wrong? If the NPC has any objections, throw him into the trash can too - everything in the trash can belongs to the little raccoon. Even the coldest handsome man will have a little raccoon head stamped on his body, and he will be turned into a cat or dog and forced to be a pet. It seems that the men picked up are all pretty boys who don't like to dig through trash cans. They always want to exchange their faces and chest muscles for privileges. Players who are used to being social animals and want to try to exploit their pets in the game are a little distressed. Not only the pets picked up from the trash can, but also some NPCs who didn't like to let her dig through the trash can seemed to have forgotten that the relationship between them was purely supply. When she poked her head out of the trash can, there were always some enthusiastic police officers who refused to dress properly and insisted that she stop touching the trash can and touch something else before leaving. Astute players can see at a glance that this is the game's trick to cheat people out of the game, and refuse to do so, insisting on the free prostitution strategy. They usually only touch a few handfuls of the NPC's enthusiastic invitations and leave without mentioning any responsibility. Just kidding, if they are responsible, the next step will definitely be to trick her into paying for the plot. She will never spend a penny in this game! #About me becoming a Mary Sue by digging through trash cans# #Although NPCs are all black, players insist on having sex for free# #If you go black, just go black. They can't beat me anyway# #I am! From Mikka Town! King of Trash Cans! # Early Warning It's a combination of Ke + Curse + Jo + Family (Ke + Family is the main one, Curse JO has less plot), all members survive, it's a fascinating place, a chaotic and evil Shura field, there are a lot of vulgar plots (?) And it's thunderous and mentally retarded! ! ! There are many single arrows with different endings. The heroine of the player has a chaotic and kind-hearted attitude. She has a huge golden finger. She really digs through trash cans and doesn't like to enter them with caution. I don't mind the jokes, but the raccoon heroine is not a star! This article is not a Bengtie fanfic! The inspiration for the little raccoon and the trash can comes from the little raccoon that invades the city in the third dimension to dig up garbage, and has nothing to do with the iron collapse (the screenshot of the time when the heroine's idea of ​​the little raccoon digging through the trash can is first generated is in a book, it is 2021.5.22, Cursed back to the fan), and the players are ordinary players passing by (many games, including Stardew Valley, have settings where you can get props by digging through trash cans) Copy written on 2024.9.30 Purpose: It is everyone's responsibility to care for the environment