Stop Helicopter Parenting or Your Kid Is Doomed [Book Transmigration]

[Due to some thoughts about the term "dad-mom," I probably won't be writing this book. Sorry to bother you all.]

Aa had been alive for over twenty years when he suddenly realized he had transmigrated into a book.

The original book was a danmei novel about a fake and a real young master, following the real young master's rise to success and face-slapping everyone.

At three, the fake young master hacked into the enemy company, while the real young master was recruited by the state that same year;

At five, the fake young master mastered eight foreign languages, while the real young master knew nine;

At seven, the fake young master painted traditional Chinese art so well he was admitted to the highest association, while the real young master wrote calligraphy so well that a great scholar of Chinese culture begged to take him as a student...

The enemy wasn't just 150,000 people. There were 150,001.

The original character was the fake young master's biological father and the real young master's adoptive father. He was abusive, manipulative, and did every evil thing imaginable. After the real young master was taken back by his biological family, he came crawling after him, only to be sent to prison with a single piece of evidence of his crimes. He wept behind bars every day and eventually died full of hatred.

But it seemed that everything changed after Aa appeared.

For example

Aa glanced back at the real young master. The mud on the seven-year-old's face had been smeared around haphazardly. His filthy face was fixed on the dog bowl, his eyes full of eager anticipation, with suspicious drool at the corner of his mouth.

Was this the real young master, the tyrant whose every stomp made all of City A tremble?

Aa fell silent, at a loss for words. "You can't eat that."

The System that brought him here claimed that unless he corrected the story and made the real young master defeat the fake young master, who was a top hacker, a translator fluent in eight languages, a master of traditional Chinese painting, and had the golden left profile, he'd die along with the world as it collapsed.

Aa: ?

Who?

That seven-year-old silly boy who wouldn't even get angry if someone said, "Even if he gets better, he'll still drool"?

With a look of utter despair, Aa gazed at the Chinese test paper with a total score of four. He hesitated, then reached out... Maybe he should push this kid a little harder.

Upon hearing the terrible news, the real young master looked utterly bereaved and promptly collapsed. He rolled around doing twisting exercises in public, causing the socially anxious Aa to have a sudden attack and wish he could bury himself in the ground.

A hand suddenly appeared in front of him. The little brat was seized by the collar, held by the throat of fate. His wealthy uncle had shown up ahead of schedule to kick off the plot. He picked up the real young master and said in anguish, "Hello, why is our Zihan lying on the ground?"

"Good heavens, I knew at a glance that this was my long-lost nephew."

The wealthy uncle had the exact same face as Aa's ex-boyfriend. He looked at Aa and suddenly fell silent.

Aa frowned. "Then why are you holding on to me?"

"Good heavens, I knew at a glance that you were my long-lost wife!"

Aa: ?

"Oh my god, you've never denied all these years that we have a child together. The implications are terrifying when you think about them... My heart is trembling just thinking about it... We don't need a household registration book to get married anymore, darling!"

[Note]

1. The bottom is gentle and very much a nurturing, maternal type. He's a wonderful parent. I don't think the title "Dad" suits him, and the child will call him "Mom."

2. There is childbirth. The fake young master is the bottom's child.

3. The blurb uses silly jokes and memes, so please take it with a grain of salt. The writing style and the top's personality will probably be different.

4. The original book is a danmei novel, and the real and fake young masters end up together. But the main story focuses on raising a child and romance. The child's story may be mentioned in an extra, and the romance can be followed without reading it.

5. No malicious encouragement to push children too hard.

This blurb was registered on 20240825. Plagiarism will be pursued.

Theme: Nurture life with love and companionship