[Western Crossover] Not a Red Hood Narcissus

In American comics, it is a well-known fact that most superheroes are pretty casual about their private lives.

Even those who are underage, paragons of morality, or gods among men can't be expected to have never had sex.

Everyone agrees on that, right?

With that in mind, it's also completely understandable that Jason Todd slept with himself, right?

What the hell do you mean, understandable?!

After realizing he'd slept with his own counterpart, Jason Todd acted more irresponsibly than ever before. He grabbed a random piece of clothing and stumbled out of there as fast as he could.

This was too damn insane!

But when he finally calmed down and returned from space, he found that the other guy hadn't left with the rest of the counterparts. In fact, he'd already gotten along with Jason's family.

Jason: ???

After being ushered to the dinner table in a daze, he was given two pieces of good news.

First: While Jason himself was away, Jason Todd and Vanessa Todd had tied the knot.

Second: His new wife was due to give birth in eight months, and the unborn child shared half his genes.

Or maybe it had all of Jason Todd's genes? After all, both spouses were the same person.

Amid his brothers' teasing cheers, motorcycle-loving cool guy Jason Todd set off on the long road to earn money for baby formula, utterly bewildered.

This is not narcissism, this is not narcissism, this is not narcissism!

I haven't decided whether to have a baby yet. Childbirth really hurts!

I refuse to use "pure" or "impure" to describe whether someone has had sexual experience. It's narrow-minded and insulting.

It's perfectly normal for adults to have sexual experience, so I won't add a warning about it. If that bothers you, please leave on your own.

Blurb screenshot from 2023.9.24

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