I'm a Vicious Villain, Yet My Arch-Enemy Dotes on Me

[Ruthless, career-driven, villainous omega bottom × cold-faced, scheming alpha top who does the laundry]

Li Yu and He Linjin debuted on the same idol survival show. Li Yu took center, while He Linjin came in second. They were in the same group for two years, during which He Linjin constantly stole his spotlight and clung to him to hype up their supposedly perfect alpha-omega romance.

Pah! Li Yu announced to the whole industry that wherever He Linjin was, Li Yu wouldn't be.

He never expected his identity as a fake young master to be exposed, turning him from everyone's darling into everyone's most hated.

His old enemy mocked him mercilessly, but when his heat came, he kissed him like a madman.

He Linjin's classic line from a scumbag: "Last night was an accident."

"Obviously." Li Yu held a cigarette between his lips, his expression unruffled. "You're terrible at it."

He Linjin gritted his teeth in anger. "We've permanently bonded. We have to get married. I don't want people holding it against us."

What was He Linjin's problem? Li Yu was now a pariah. Marrying him would be the biggest stain on He Linjin's reputation.

Li Yu was happy to go along with it. Building an image as a virtuous, good omega wife and clearing his name after usurping someone else's place suited him just fine.

So, on a newlywed variety show, Li Yu fussed over He Linjin and waited on him hand and foot. He cooked food even dogs wouldn't touch, then fed it to He Linjin one bite at a time. Watching He Linjin wear the foolishly blissful expression of a newlywed husband, Li Yu thought to himself: He Linjin is an even better actor than I am. Why sing? He should just become an actor.

After they got married, the Heavenly King He released one sweet new song after another, each one so sugary it practically bubbled over. He'd completely abandoned his old cold, dark style, leaving Li Yu stunned. As expected, this guy was a pro at playing up a couple's image.

Li Yu staged a comeback against all odds and became a rising Best Actor. He planned to have the bond removed and set his tool, He Linjin, free.

He Linjin's expression turned cold. "I'm just that pathetic, huh? You use me when you want me, then toss me aside when you're done."

"Obviously." Li Yu pouted. "You were just so-so in bed."

He Linjin slapped a medical report onto the table. "You're pregnant. What are we going to do about the baby? You don't want our child to be born without a father, do you?"

Li Yu was dumbfounded. He'd taken things too far. Someone was going to pay for it.

Li Yu: "You feed the baby. You change the diapers. You put them to sleep."

"Of course. Do you think you can handle it?" He Linjin pulled out a stack of parenting books piled as high as a small mountain. Among them was a thick textbook: How to Make Your Archenemy Fall in Love with You. The pages were covered in notes.

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Some people transmigrate and hear, "Never bully a poor young man." Some transmigrate and become the chosen one. Qi Quan got the whole package in one go and became a god, though only a tiny land god.

As the little land god of Sanhe Township in Taiping County, Qingzhou, Qi Quan munched on tribute peaches and watched live gossip every day, thoroughly enjoying himself.

The Liu family's sow cheated with a wild boar, and none of her piglets belonged to the family's boar.

The red mandarin-duck apron belonging to the Wang family's Second Daughter-in-Law Sun was hanging from the waist of the widower next door.

The new county magistrate was gay, and he'd even turned his own clerk.

He ate up human gossip.

He ate up monster gossip, too.

The peacock spirit from Chicken Feather Mountain was keeping a fox spirit behind his wife's back. The Tiger King on the neighboring mountain had given birth to two wolf cubs...

Eventually, the little gossip aficionado even got to enjoy some gossip about his divine superior.

Word was that the City God of Qingzhou had turned down a marriage proposal from the King of Hell, because he already had someone in his heart. That someone was a little land god from Qingzhou.

Tsk, who would've thought that the poker-faced City God would be hopelessly lovesick, too?

It had to be the female land god from Yaotang Town. She was breathtakingly beautiful and cool, and every god and monster within ten miles adored her.

The City God, Qin Ji, tapped him on the head helplessly. "Is your head only good for gossip, or can it hold anything else?"

"Huh?"

"Try using your brain for once." Qin Ji gazed at him tenderly.

Oh no. The gossip was about him all along.

A lively, cheerful land god × a fair, righteous, gentle and compassionate City God. A story of everyday life and fighting evil to uphold justice.

Theme: Reforming oneself and discovering the beauty of life