When Ning Changle was five, his family suffered a sudden catastrophe. After his father, who had married into the family, placed first in the imperial exams, a princess took a fancy to him and forced Ning Changle's mother to her death. He inherited the Ning family's immense fortune, married the princess, rose to become chancellor, had children, and became the most powerful noble in Great Zhou.
More than ten years later, an imperial decree betrothed his noble younger sister to Prince An, Xiao Li.
Rumor had it that Xiao Li had killed so many people on the battlefield that the backlash had left him frail and unable to perform sexually. He wouldn't live to see twenty-five.
Ning Changle takes his sister's place as the bride and says gently, "It's my good fortune to meet you, my husband."
Xiao Li's face is pale, but he is impeccably polite. "You've gone to a lot of trouble, Young Master."
The two are courteous yet distant, each constantly testing the other.
One day, they run into each other at the entrance to the prince's estate.
Ning Changle has just crippled most of the chancellor's business empire. "I went out earlier to pray and burn incense for you, my husband. Why do you smell so strongly of blood? Are you hurt?"
Xiao Li has just personally executed a traitor. He covers his mouth with a handkerchief and coughs lightly. "I'm feeling unwell. I just coughed up a little blood."
Later, they both reveal their true identities and reach a gentleman's agreement. I'll help you take down the chancellor, and you'll help me achieve my ambitions. Whoever falls in love first is a dog.
Xiao Li: Woof, woof, woof.
Synopsis from the top's perspective:
Xiao Li has never met such a ruthless shuang'er. They accidentally ended up in bed, his heat was thoroughly taken advantage of, and now he's even pregnant. Then the other man refuses to take responsibility and even wants to kill him.
Xiao Li touches his reddened cheek where he was slapped and feels delighted. Oh, this is so exciting. I like it.
Rational yet unhinged beauty bottom x scheming, ambitious top
Content warning: The bottom is a shuang'er, and the author has added a setting where he depends on the top during his heat. Pregnancy later on.
New serial: Eloping with the Green Tea White Moonlight, come save it from my author page, mwah!
Cheng Shenmo transmigrates into the body of a country doctor and saves a handsome man with amnesia. They fall in love.
The man regains his memories. His name is Han Ying, and he's a general of the current dynasty. He asks Cheng Shenmo to return to the capital with him.
Cheng Shenmo glances at Han Ying's muscular, hunky body and thinks he can't just quit halfway.
He doesn't expect Han Ying to have a top-tier white moonlight, a beauty with fair skin, long legs, and a face so gorgeous it's hard to tell whether they're male or female.
Han Ying holds the white moonlight's hand in his left and clasps Cheng Shenmo's hand in his right. "Qingqing is like the bright moon in the sky, while A-Mo is like a gentle breeze in the mountains. I'm in so much pain."
That familiar taste of melodrama.
Cheng Shenmo remembers a novel he read about a general wavering between his white moonlight and his cinnabar mole.
He's firmly on Team White Moonlight. Who doesn't love a pure, kind, peerlessly beautiful person?!
Cheng Shenmo, who has become the cinnabar mole, is overjoyed. I'll bow out! The couple I ship has to end up together!
The white moonlight, Yu Anqing, looks gentle and helpless. "Brother Shenmo, are you going to abandon me?"
Cheng Shenmo: Gah, that gives me the tingles.
Gradually, he realizes the little bunny of a beauty seems to have a green-tea streak.
"Brother, go keep Han Ying company. Don't worry about me. The soup I made should be ready in two hours. Remember to come have some."
"Brother, your medical skills are amazing. Unlike me, I can't do anything. All I can do is worry about you."
Cheng Shenmo falls deep into the green tea's gentle trap and prepares to be the top for love, tears in his eyes. As the saying goes, don't dismiss a short top as not a top.
Yu Anqing smiles, looking completely harmless. "Brother, I'll be very gentle."
Cheng Shenmo: Huh? Isn't that supposed to be my line?
The next day, Cheng Shenmo has red eyes and is on the verge of tears. Why did the little bunny turn into a big bad wolf? I don't think I can love again.
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On the surface, Yu Anqing is nothing but a pretty face, an illegitimate son so useless he's not even allowed in the family register.
In reality, Yu Anqing is the head of the imperial secret bureau. He gathers intelligence on court officials and strikes fear into everyone's heart.
He enters Han Ying's household on a mission, but unexpectedly falls in love with a gentle breeze. He uses every means at his disposal to make the breeze stay in his arms.
When everything is settled, Cheng Shenmo discovers his true identity and tries to run.
Yu Anqing pins him into a corner of the bed and says hoarsely, "Will you choose me, or will you choose to watch me die, Brother?"
Cheng Shenmo trembles with fear. He runs, Yu Anqing chases, and neither can escape.
With his belly growing bigger by the day, Cheng Shenmo finally understands: the story he's transmigrated into is an OOC fanfic, and what's more, it's a pregnancy story!
Black-hearted green-tea beauty top x slightly dense, pretty-face-loving, sweet and silly bottom
Message: Face hardships without fear, work hard, and win happiness.
What the hell, it's all over. Such an inexplicable character appears and makes the protagonist suffer so much. She says it's for his own good. She casually explains that it's a misunderstanding and forgives it. I'm speechless.
The part about murdering your husband is so exciting...
There should be a baby in my belly by now, right?
If his mother really didn't fall in love with Xu Enyi, a white-eyed wolf, he would really be like this now
Concubine Xiao's luck is yet to come hahahahahahahahaha
One bump hey hey hey hey one bump hey hey hey hey
Does Jie Ruyu have a brother named Ning Yi? Hahahahahahaha
Sprinkle flowers qwq. It's a little inconsistent with the copy but it looks good!
How can I be stuck here!! Double update? Big
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