1.
Feng Yu is powerful in magic, but taciturn and cold. The disciples of the Daoist sect do not care for him.
A fluffy, soft white kitten drops from the sky, and he falls in love at first sight, treating it as the cat of his dreams.
The kitten is picky: it wants silk clothes, only the freshest fish, and to sleep on his abs. It's ridiculously pampered.
"Little darling, will you stay with big brother forever? Across a thousand mountains and ten thousand rivers, we'll establish temples for Master together and help him attain immortality through merit." Feng Yu speaks with tender affection.
Demon Lord Lu Yunye couldn't care less. If he weren't badly injured, he wouldn't bother with this blockhead. The man has been dead for ten years, and he still wants to build a thousand temples to help him accumulate merit and become an immortal? What a lunatic! A complete lunatic.
Later, he travels across countless mountains and rivers with Feng Yu.
When Feng Yu tries to carve a statue of his master to place in a temple, he can never get it right. Lu Yunye laughs, takes the carving knife, and strikes it with all his might.
Only this Demon Lord can stay by Feng Yu's side. How dare a dead man compete with me?
2.
The peacock thinks his boss has gone insane. A thousand-year-old demon keeps calling a Daoist in his twenties "big brother."
"Big brother, we earned three taels of silver catching demons this time. You're amazing." Lu Yunye, wearing that seductive, bewitching face, says something as innocent as a fool.
The peacock is speechless. Boss, you run the Mirage Pavilion, a business dealing in rare treasures. What treasure have you not seen? What's three taels of silver? Did you even know what silver was before? You used to pay with gold ingots.
Feng Yu says, "I have Little Darling to thank for helping me."
"The Teng Snake was so scary. Thank goodness big brother was protecting me the whole time." The great beauty's green eyes are watery and innocent, full of pitiful sweetness.
The peacock is utterly at a loss for words. He has witnessed his fierce and terrifying boss turn into a soft little kitten. Will he even live to see tomorrow?
A powerful but socially awkward Daoist, the uke, VS a cunning, black-hearted beauty of a cat demon, the seme
Coming soon: The Little Land God on the Front Lines of Gossip. Please add it to your collection.
Some people transmigrate and hear that the poor will rise; others become arrogant dragon-slaying heroes. Qi Quan gets the whole package and transmigrates straight into godhood, though unfortunately as a tiny land god.
As the little land god of Xinghe Township, Taiping County, Qingzhou, Qi Quan munches on tribute peaches and watches live gossip every day. There's never any shortage of juicy stories.
The Liu family's sow sneaks off with a wild boar, and none of the piglets are fathered by the family boar.
The red silk bellyband belonging to Second Madam Wang is hanging from the waist of the widower next door.
The new county magistrate is a closeted gay man, and he has even turned his own adviser gay.
He eats up human gossip.
He eats up demon gossip too.
The peacock demon of Chickenfeather Mountain is keeping a fox spirit behind his wife's back, and the tiger king on the next mountain has given birth to two wolf cubs...
Eventually, the gossip expert gets a taste of the divine gossip from his own heavenly superior.
Word is that the City God of Qingzhou turned down a marriage proposal from the King of Hell because he already has someone in his heart. That someone is a little land god from Qingzhou.
Tsk, tsk. Who would have thought the cold-faced City God would be secretly in love like this?
It must be the female land god of Yaotang Town. She's so beautiful and bold that gods and demons for miles around adore her.
City God Qin Ji gives him a helpless tap on the head. "Is gossip all that's in that head of yours? Can't you think about anything else?"
"Huh?"
"Try using your brain." Qin Ji gazes at him with deep affection.
Oh my gosh, the gossip is about me!
An upbeat, cheerful land god X a fair and just, gentle and benevolent City God. A story of everyday life, punishing evil and upholding goodness.
Theme: Everyone has a responsibility to care for small animals.