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After devoting herself wholeheartedly to her former company for seventeen years, Lili finally reached retirement.
Once she arrived in the world of retirement...
She expected: handsome men all around, one in each arm (nope)
Reality: born again from infancy, and no nookie allowed for minors (yep)
Lili (cheerful smile): ...What's the big deal? I never got to experience those carefree school days. Okay, she'll put up with it.
She expected: pure school romance, sweet and peaceful (nope)
Reality: murder tennis on one side, the Grim Reaper Elementary Schoolboy on the other (yep)
Lili (sunny smile): ...What's the big deal? These high school boys have such beautiful bodies, huff, huff. Okay, she'll put up with it.
At last, seventeen more years passed, and she got a gentle, considerate, beautiful, capable, and strong high school boyfriend.
With adulthood approaching, Lili was more and more pleased with her boyfriend's beautiful body. Life was perfect.
Then her boyfriend went crazy and tried to kill her.
Lili (cheerful...): ?
Lili (sunny...): ??
Lili (unable to smile): Huh???
Standing in the doorway, her boyfriend's shirt stained with blood, he asked for her last words as the terrifying cursed spirits behind him writhed and bared their claws.
Lili laughed in anger.
Looking at her boyfriend's exhausted, gloomy face, Lili gave a soft laugh. Before he could react, she leaned in and placed a tender kiss on his lips, then drove her palm through his chest while he stood stunned.
Holding her boyfriend's body as it gradually went limp, Lili kissed his furrowed brow. Blood soaked the clothes pressed together and dripped to the floor. Outside the door, the cursed spirits, freed from their restraints, scattered and ran amok.
She ignored the screams suddenly rising outside and gently stroked her boyfriend's back with her bloodied hand.
"Suguru, if living is so hard, go to sleep for a while."
Geto Suguru, an ordinary high school boy. A high-paying job, reliable companions, a harmonious family, and an adorable, clingy girlfriend.
Even Gojo Satoru was so envious he cried tears (not really).
But lately, Geto Suguru felt that something was off about his girlfriend. Specifically:
① When the Star Plasma Vessel was targeted for assassination by the Star Religious Group.
Geto: Ordinary people are ugly and stupid...
Lili: I planted several tons of explosives in the Star Religious Group. I'll send this bunch of scumbags straight to the sun! (sharpening her knife)
Geto's corruption meter, interrupted: Wait (reaching out like a melodramatic drama hero)
And so, the wicked Star Religious Group changed hands overnight, and Geto was gloriously promoted to the sect leader's wife (?!)
② When Haibara nearly died because the windows got the information wrong.
Geto: A sorcerer's death has no meaning...
Lili: I've already wiped out the higher-ups! (cheerfully)
Geto's corruption meter, interrupted: Wait (reaching out like a melodramatic drama hero)
Their healer classmate was urgently summoned to keep the stubborn old coots, who'd nearly been squeezed into orange juice, alive.
③ When the Cage sisters were bullied as outcasts.
Geto: This twisted, disgusting world makes me unable to smile...
Lili: Suguru, Suguru, Suguru, those old fossils have already been buried alive by me! (trying to appease him)
Geto's corruption meter, interrupted: Wait (reaching out like a melodramatic drama hero)
They dug the villagers, those idiots, back up overnight, barely alive, and Geto took his girlfriend to report the crime.
Something was off, very off. Watching his girlfriend play puzzles in the living room with their two adopted daughters, Geto was dazed.
What was he supposed to do now that his frail, helpless, delicate, clingy girlfriend had become so criminally dangerous? Life was getting more and more prison-worthy.
So Geto Suguru anxiously opened a book on criminal law and started studying Marx.
Another successful day of stopping his girlfriend from making a killing.
Warnings:
① A completely insane girl and a Geto who hasn't had time to go insane.
② A work of revenge (not really). She's genuinely insane.
③ She kills her husband to prove enlightenment from the start. The girl is the strongest, and her personality is less stable than the stock market. Don't ask why she does things; it's simply because she feels like it. Run if this isn't for you.
④ My take on Jujutsu Kaisen. All the characters reflect my own understanding of them. If they don't match your expectations, I'm sorry; please click the X and leave.
⑤ I'll do my best to make the logic clear. If anything doesn't make sense, don't blame the characters. It's all my fault.
⑥ I enjoy all kinds of pairings, but please don't force pairings that aren't in the story. Respect each other's tastes. Maybe one day you'll find that I've started writing a story about your favorite pairing. (wink~)
⑦ The cover was commissioned privately. Do not use it without permission.
Theme: Fight magic with magic
Huo Huo's Granary
Stop Fighting! You're All My Blood Bags
I'm a Fan of My Boyfriend's Voice
I Make the Zenin Elders Livestream to Earn Money
One Reason to Destroy the World Every Day
My Boyfriend Is a Runaway Disney Princess
What? I'm a Robot Vacuum?!
It All Started with Looking for a Frog's Dad
[Reborn] Where Did You Hide the Battery?
I Am the Mother of the Cursed Womb: Death Painting
Therefore, Sadako's mother was abducted and bought into this village. After giving birth to Sadako, she was confused by the mountain village's incompetence and male chauvinist suspicion. She was traded with the villagers as items and wanted to kill Sadako. Sadako could see the curse spirit. After being killed by the mountain village, the powerful resentment turned into a special curse spirit. It's very similar to the ending of abducted women today. After being abducted, they can't escape even if they want to, because the village is small, and they are accomplices to each other. Because they are not the same kind, they can just stand by and watch. Even if they escape, if they are caught, the poison will be mild, or more serious, they will chop off their toes. This This is something I really know. People who traffic in human beings really deserve to die. It is difficult to atone for their crimes. Now they are out to pat you. If you pat you, you will listen to them and leave. There are endless tricks. Girls must protect themselves.
It wouldn't be a bad idea if Megumi joins directly! A family of three was born just like that.
Hahahahahaha, take it apart and meet again
Wow!! Jingguang's survival confirmed!! [Spread flowers][spread flowers]
Oh oh oh! Noah's Ark!! It's really Hiroki Sawada! Can we expect the police academy team to survive?
There are Su Nuo fingers in the box, right?
Is it a trans comic? It doesn't matter if you explain clearly the sixth item of demining, right? [Covering face, laughing and crying]
It feels good in the hand, it's the kind that can bounce back duang duang duang [][]
Laughing to death, it's you, uncle 😂
A hero saves a beauty? Isn't it true that a stupid girl with low emotional intelligence saves a boy with a round head and bangs from a monster?