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After seventeen years of dedicated service to his former company, Lili ushered in retirement.
After entering the retirement world with all the baggage.
She thought: hugged from left to right, surrounded by beautiful men (×)
In fact: rebirth, minors are forbidden to speak (√)
Lili (smiling cheerfully): ... It's such a big deal. I haven't experienced it in my green years on campus. OK, she can tolerate it.
She thinks: pure love on campus, beauty and peace (×)
In fact: there is a killer tennis ball in front of you, and a schoolboy who is the god of death behind (√)
Lili (smiling in the sun): ... What a big deal, DKs have such beautiful bodies|Tishasha, OK, she can bear it.
Finally, another seventeen years passed, and she had a gentle, considerate, beautiful, virtuous, and strong DK boyfriend.
As she approaches adulthood, Lili becomes more and more satisfied looking at her boyfriend's beautiful body, and her life is full of satisfaction.
As a result, the boyfriend went crazy and tried to kill her.
Lili (cheerful...):?
Lili (Sunshine...):? ?
Lili (can't laugh): Huh? ? ?
Her boyfriend, whose shirt was stained with blood, stood at the door and asked her about her last words. Behind her, the terrifying curse spirit was ready to move and spread its teeth.
Lili smiled.
Looking at her boyfriend's tired and gloomy face, Lili smiled lowly. Before her boyfriend could react, she leaned forward and kissed him tenderly on the lips, and then penetrated her stunned boyfriend's chest with a palm.
Lili hugged her boyfriend's gradually limp body and kissed his slightly frowning brow. The blood soaked the clothes between the two of them, dripping to the ground. Outside the door, the cursed spirits lost their shackles and scattered in chaos.
She ignored the sudden screams outside and gently stroked her boyfriend's back with her blood-stained palms.
"Jie, since you live so hard, you should have a good sleep."
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Xia Youjie is an ordinary male high school student with a high-paying job, reliable companions, a harmonious family, and a cute and clinging girlfriend.
Gojo Satoru was so envious that he shed tears after hearing this (bushi)
But recently, Xia Youjie feels that something is wrong with his girlfriend. The specific manifestations are as follows:
① Face the Panxing Sect and plan to intercept the astral slurry.
Xia You: Ordinary people are ugly and stupid...
Lili: I planted several tons of bombs in Panxing Sect, and immediately sent these crab legs to stand side by side with the sun (sharpening the knife)
Xia You whose blackened reading bar was interrupted: Wait (Erkang's hand)
So the heinous Crab Jiao changed hands overnight, and Xia You was gloriously promoted to the leader's wife (?)
②Haihara almost died due to a mistake in window intelligence.
Xia You: The death of the magician is meaningless...
Lili: The general manager department has been stormed by me (cheerful)
Xia You whose blackened reading bar was interrupted: Wait (Erkang's hand)
At the same time, wet nurses were urgently called to extend the lives of old stubborn people who were almost squeezed into orange juice.
③Facing the Jie Chang sisters who were bullied as aliens.
Xia You: This twisted and disgusting world makes me unable to laugh...
Lili: Jiejiejie, these old immortals have been buried alive by me (to please)
Xia You whose blackened reading bar was interrupted: Wait (Erkang's hand)
After digging out a Yuchuan villager who was still alive overnight, Xia You took his girlfriend to report the crime.
Something is wrong, something is wrong, this is very wrong. Looking at his girlfriend who was playing puzzles with her two adopted daughters in the living room, Xia You was in a daze.
His girlfriend, who is weak and unable to take care of herself, is squeamish and clingy, has become very tortured. What should I do? These days are getting more and more decisive.
So Xia Youjie opened the criminal law anxiously and studied Marx.
Another day when I successfully stopped my girlfriend from trying to make money.
Demining:
①The very crazy girl* didn't have time to go crazy Xia You
②The newspaper work (bushi) is really crazy
③ Killing his wife at the beginning proves that the girl has the ceiling of strength and her personality is more unstable than the stock market. Don't ask about the motive, it is purely because she is happy. If she feels uncomfortable, run away quickly.
④I am writing this story, and the characters involved are my own understanding of Huohuo. If you think it is different from what you imagined, then I am sorry. Please click in time ×
⑤The logic of the full text will be explained as clearly as possible. If there is any logical illogicality, don't scold the characters, it will all be blamed.
⑥Huohuo also eats a lot of miscellaneous food, and eats all kinds of cp, but please stay away from the cp that does not appear in the article, and respect each other's recipes. Maybe one day you will find that Huohuo has published another article about you loving cp (wink~)
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Mission: Defeat magic with magic
Reader comments
Thinking about someone appreciating his paintings during his lifetime makes me so excited that I shed tears when I think about Van Gogh.
Thinking about someone appreciating his paintings during his lifetime makes me so excited that I shed tears when I think about Van Gogh.