I Make the Zenin Elders Livestream to Earn Money

The Zenin Clan: a byword for feudal remnants, a dumping ground for the jujutsu world.

Zenin Shisou was born frail, panting after every three steps and coughing after every five. He had a twin brother with a Heavenly Restriction.

The brothers were the lowest of the low, garbage among garbage. They lived in a dilapidated courtyard, dark, cold, and damp. Even passing dogs could stop by to kick them a couple of times.

Shisou: ...What a disastrous start.

When he was five, he got saddled with an otherworldly System claiming it could [Conquer the Jujutsu World].

System: Bind yourself to me, and I'll help you become king and emperor! We'll punch the Kamo Clan and kick the Gojo Clan, uniting the entire jujutsu world! Tell me what you need, and I'll make it happen!

Shisou, who was bandaging his wounds alongside his brother, lit up.

At the age of five, he already had a five-meter-long death list, with nothing but Zenin Clan members on it.

Shisou: Help me kill them all first. Then I'll think about it.

System: ...

Even his own blood relatives aren't off-limits... Okay, that's vicious and ruthless. I'm in love!

The first step to conquering the jujutsu world: finish cleaning up the Zenin Clan.

The next target: raise the banner of rebellion and overthrow the tyrannical higher-ups.

But after years of hard work by Shisou and the System, the Zenin Clan has almost finished taking out the trash, and it's nearly out of money, on the brink of bankruptcy. There's not enough funding for a rebellion. What should they do?

Late at night.

Shisou and the System tossed and turned, racking their brains, until their attention settled on a bunch of old men with sagging skin and mouths full of dogma.

Seventy is the perfect age to make a name for yourself.

The next day, a Zenin livestream channel appeared out of nowhere in the jujutsu world, and a group of septuagenarians started putting on performances to meet their KPIs.

First version of the blurb screenshot (2025.4.14)

Theme: Growing old but staying strong, and preventing dementia