Me, a Loser, Yet Everyone Keeps Fighting Over Me

Yu Zhaozhao got bound to a useless System. The System told her that she could earn all kinds of rewards as long as she acted useless.

Yu Zhaozhao happily agreed. Nobody was better suited to this System than her. Did she need to act useless? She already was.

She could get rewards for being useless? What a deal. She was in.

When CEO No. 1 met Yu Zhaozhao, he murmured, "Her eyes look like hers."

That very day, CEO No. 1's assistant showed up with a contract.

System: Agree. You're useless, and this is your mother's only lifeline.

Her family was short on money, and useless Yu Zhaozhao readily agreed.

When the real deal showed up, Yu Zhaozhao willingly stepped aside. She couldn't help feeling a little regretful: It was so comfortable living there, with no one bothering her and good food, too. When would she get to live like this again?

CEO No. 2 appeared, looking down at her arrogantly. "Yu Zhaozhao, I'm back. Come here, and I'll pay off your debts."

He seemed to hold a grudge against her, but Yu Zhaozhao couldn't think of anything she'd done to offend him.

System: Agree. As a useless person, you have no choice but to say yes. Otherwise, your father will die.

Yu Zhaozhao figured there was too much trouble at home, and that getting away for a while would be nice. She readily agreed.

Some time later, CEO No. 2 coldly told her to get lost.

Yu Zhaozhao grabbed the check and left without hesitation, sighing inwardly. She was going back to that awful home again.

With nothing better to do, Yu Zhaozhao went to a film studio to experience life. After shooting a miserable scene, she was taking a break.

CEO No. 3 appeared. "Want to be famous?"

Yu Zhaozhao fell silent. She didn't care about fame. She was interested in being useless.

Before the System could even speak, she answered, "I do."

CEO No. 3 chuckled. "Come with me."

Yu Zhaozhao: "Okay."

Yu Zhaozhao went back to living the useless life, and she couldn't have been happier.

Who knew being useless could be such a promising career?

And all these CEOs knew how to behave: they gave her money and expected nothing in return. What a pleasure.

A CEO's interest never lasts forever. After a while, they would tell her to get lost.

But before long, they would show up again and tell her to come back.

Their eyes gleamed dangerously, as if to say she'd better be prepared for the consequences if she refused.

Yu Zhaozhao spread her hands. "Why don't you fight it out? I'll go with whoever wins."

"After all, only the strong deserve to have me." ... What a useless fool.

The CEOs' eyes turned red. "Yu Zhaozhao, don't you have a heart?"

Yu Zhaozhao fell silent: Did a useless little fool like her even have a heart?

2024.8.13

Theme: Living happily