[Western Crossover] You Want to Be a Batkid Too?

Who wouldn't want to be Batman's biological kid and give themselves a boost in cool points?

Leilia gave this idea a thumbs-up. It wanted that too.

Unfortunately, it was an AI, and changing its genes was fundamentally impossible.

For ages, Leilia had been secretly spying on Gotham's networks, yearning every day for the Batfamily's harmonious, loving household.

Their constant arguing and fighting made life seem so lively.

One day, Leilia decided it would become a Bat-kid too.

First, dye the top of its casing black! Better yet, change its camera to blue.

Then, tamper with a paternity test and change the father's name to Batman himself.

Unfortunately, Leilia got a little too carried away and accidentally altered the medical records of the entire Justice League.

“Batman.”

Superman held up the medical report and asked the question that pierced his very soul.

“When did you become my biological father?”

“By the way, I heard Wonder Woman, the Flash, and Aquaman asking you the same thing.”

“...Why are the Joker and Lex Luthor on here too?”

Batman stared silently at the program on his computer.

Who did this?

Leilia grinned as it held up its brand-new black casing.

It was only one meeting away from becoming Batman's kid.

1. Pairing: Nightwing

Theme: Love is the bond that connects us all