[Western Crossover] Your Average Gotham City Resident

I'm an ordinary citizen. I have no superpowers or money powers. My greatest virtue, from head to toe, is that I'm mentally stable. "Mr. Woss, I'm sorry." The officer across from me looked rather strange. "Could you go over your story again?" "No problem." "As you can see, I'm just an ordinary Gotham citizen who happened to survive a bombing and now needs to find another job right away to make ends meet." The officer gave me a pointed look. "Why did Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy call you Professor just now?" "Oh, they're my students." I nodded and decided to keep it brief. After all, Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy both studied at Gotham University and took courses I taught, but surely the officer didn't want to hear a long-winded explanation. "Why did the Joker greet you?" "We used to work together." Isn't it perfectly normal for a university professor to serve as a consultant for a company? Back when the Joker wasn't the Joker yet, we were at least coworkers at the same chemical plant. "...Then what were you planning to do with that briefcase full of codes?" I smiled, trying to cover up my embarrassment. But to the officer across from me, the smile seemed inexplicably sinister. "I think..." In the officer's eyes, the terrifying potential criminal laced his fingers together and rested them against his chin. "Gotham is ready to welcome my next job." Sigh, I'm so broke I can barely afford food. I want to find a new job. The officer took a deep breath. "Get Batman here, now!!" Theme: Ordinary people can accomplish great things, too