Hello, This Isn't Allowed Here

#I will remain chaste for you alone, keeping my body completely untouched. This is how I love you.*#

#Darling, I only died for a little while. Why did you disappear? And... who are all those men?#

After Yu Qing dies, the Pure System pulls him into an erotic novel. To restart his life, he must protect the delicate, beautiful protagonist's chastity until the college entrance exams are over.

Yu Qing confidently thumps his chest. "Keeping things pure? Leave it to me."

1.

In the book, the protagonist works part-time at a bar. A malicious coworker deliberately swaps his white shirt for one two sizes too small. It strains across his chest whenever he moves, until the buttons finally burst while he's pouring wine for a wealthy playboy. His fair, tempting chest is exposed.

They take it as seduction, and as everyone jeers, the playboy forces the protagonist to submit to his every whim.

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Pei Songyue looks down and sees a hand growing from one of the buttons on his chest. It grips both sides of his shirt so tightly that its knuckles turn white and its veins bulge.

2.

In the story, the protagonist is walking back to his dorm at night when a perverted attacker follows him and drags him into a dim grove. The difference in their size is too great. The protagonist cannot fight back and has no one to call for help.

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Before Pei Songyue can even move, the person behind him slowly collapses. Beside his feet lies a toppled birdhouse shaped like a heart, with legs growing from its base. It kicks the attacker's head so fast it's a blur.

3.

More and more perverts are drawn to the protagonist. They force or threaten him, brazenly leaving their marks on his body.

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Yu Qing's righteous slap sends them flying. Any pervert who dares approach gets to experience a 180-degree spin and a face-first fall, followed by instant, baby-like sleep.

Sheltered behind him, Pei Songyue lowers his eyes with delight, making his feigned heartbeat race erratically.

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Yu Qing's mission is going fairly smoothly, but two months before the college entrance exams, the Pure System suddenly appears to inform him that the mission is complete.

In the blink of an eye, Yu Qing has a cross in his left hand and a Bible in his right, and has become a freshly enrolled first-year student at a seminary.

"..." Where the hell is this place? Is this even still China?

Yu Qing: O.o?

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Yu Qing scrambles to adjust to his new identity. Then one night, a message suddenly pops up on his phone.

The protagonist's death notice.

#Righteous, priest-in-training x A truly dark and beautiful male ghost#

Reader's Guide:

1. Includes lots of perverted villains, rivalries among men, melodrama, and a universal heartthrob (with a rose between his teeth).

2. Unleashing some dark, twisted kinks, heh heh heh. Lots of original worldbuilding.

3. *Quote from Qiu Miaojin's Notes of a Crocodile

Theme: Stay true to yourself