Bai Zhi transmigrated into a book, and the System promised that if he completed his tasks, he would receive not only a healthy body but also a billion yuan when it was all over.
Main task: Become the number-one simp for the book's main couple, fawning over them with every breath, and raise his simp score to 100 before the two leads send him to a remote planet to dig potatoes.
Side task: Cast a wide net as King Simp. Reward = number of targets x one million
He has one year to complete all the tasks.
Bai Zhi, who was on the verge of death, jolted upright in bed. This kind of good fortune actually existed?
Hesitating for even a second would be disrespectful to his health and that billion yuan: I'm in!
1.
As an over-the-top ABO novel, the main couple's character settings have to be ridiculously impressive.
The main gong is the empire's most esteemed little prince. He has the handsome face of Apollo from ancient legends, golden hair as dazzling as the sun, and an Alpha's mental power at an astonishing 3S rank.
The little prince is arrogant and untamable, with an edge that cuts through everything.
The day Bai Zhi first saw the main gong, the little prince had a long face and a livid expression, surrounded by a crowd.
Bai Zhi thought, What a challenge. I like him.
2.
The main shou is the son of the Alliance Marshal, a peerless Omega who disguises himself as an Alpha. Hailed as the Alliance's Snowfield Rose, he is known for his beautiful silver hair, like moonlight. His mental power is also an astonishing 3S rank.
The day Bai Zhi met the main shou, his face was as cold as ice. He punched an Alpha into the wall after the man accidentally released his pheromones while confessing to him.
Bai Zhi thought, So cold and aloof. I'm definitely falling for him.
3.
Bai Zhi threw himself into his King Simp work and made a careful, detailed schedule.
Main shou in the morning, main gong before lunch, lunch break, then cast a wide net for more targets in the afternoon.
The order could be changed as needed. Six in the morning to six in the evening, with no overtime.
4.
Bai Zhi simped diligently and made sure none of his targets ever found out about the others. Everything was perfect, apart from how difficult they were to win over.
Until one day, the main shou, in the throes of heat, grabbed him by the collar. His pale, cool skin flushed red as he ground out, “Give me a temporary mark. Help me.”
Bai Zhi: ...Actually, just like you disguise yourself as an Alpha, I'm a Beta pretending to be an Alpha.
Bai Zhi went to the main gong for help, only to have him grip the back of his neck. The main gong leaned closer and caught the distinctive scent of an Omega. His fingertips pressed against Bai Zhi's nonexistent gland, and his voice turned husky. “Are you in heat? I knew you weren't an Alpha. Beg me, and I'll help you.”
Bai Zhi: ...
Just as he was caught between two men, his third target suddenly appeared and kidnapped him. His destination: the notorious headquarters of a band of space pirates. Oh no, he'd landed in a den of thieves.
Perhaps his simping was so effective that both the main gong and main shou put out wanted notices with his picture on them.
Naturally, the other four, five, six, and seven people he'd been simping for found out too.
Theme: Face difficulties with a positive attitude