After They Read My Mind, the Entire Jujutsu World Called Me a Lunatic!

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Jianjian Che is a renowned fan creator in the Jujutsu Kaisen fandom, a well-known cosplayer, and a master of bizarre antics. His lifelong dream is to awaken the three-tomoe Sharingan.

Then, while attending a convention one day, he transmigrated!

And into his favorite series, Jujutsu Kaisen, no less.

The good news: he transmigrated in cosplay!

The bad news: he was cosplaying the One-Eyed Cat!

Looking at a Tokyo crawling with Cursed Spirits, and himself with no Jujutsu ability beyond transforming into a cat like Teacher Natsume, Jianjian Che couldn't help thinking:

When God closes a door, He slams the window shut, too.

What he didn't know was that God had actually smashed a hole through the wall for him!

Because someone could hear his thoughts.

Two "scumbag" students from Jujutsu High were enjoying a peaceful stroll.

Satoru Gojo was glad he hadn't forgotten to put the bill on the tab today, while Suguru Geto teased him that he'd surely forget next time. Their camaraderie was on full display.

Then they both heard a strange voice:

"What the hell is a surprise? A surprise is waking up and realizing you've transmigrated into the Sukuna arc, with no idea whether you're in the timeline before or after Satoru Gojo and Suguru Geto fall out."

They looked around and saw that the voice came from a strange-looking cat with only one eye!

Gojo/Geto: Why can a cat talk?

Wait, he's going to fall out with Geto/Gojo?!

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A new student recently arrived at Jujutsu High, supposedly brought in by Satoru Gojo.

Kento Nanami and Yu Haibara looked him over from every angle but couldn't see anything special about their junior, who was called "Jianjian Che."

But the first time they met Jianjian Che, they heard his thoughts:

Whoa, buddy, you're in for a bloody disaster soon!

Then Jianjian Che looked at Kento Nanami, and his thoughts rang out again:

And ten years from now, you'll be in for a bloody disaster, too!

Nanami/Haibara: What kind of lunatic curses people to die the moment he meets them?

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When Jianjian Che ran into Brain, he beat his chest and stamped his feet:

"I thought you were the final big boss. How'd you get completely overshadowed? By the end, you practically disappear from the story. Keep it up, you useless thing!"

Brain: Are you nuts?

*

After repeatedly earning great merit (though he had no idea how), Jianjian Che received the honor of an audience with the higher-ups.

He clung to Satoru Gojo, wailing, "If you don't come with me, I won't live to see tomorrow's sun!" At last, the two of them went together.

The higher-ups were just about to praise Jianjian Che, a rising star among the Jujutsu Sorcerers, but they caught sight of the terrifying figure beside him and clamped their mouths shut, sure he was about to tear into them. Then they heard an even more scornful voice:

"Honestly, the only way jjxx can salvage its reputation now is to end with Sukuna killing all the higher-ups, then let the Jujutsu Society flourish under his rule. Since things are already this insane, they might as well go even crazier!"

The higher-ups' faces darkened, but they had no choice but to admit that Jianjian Che might be a lunatic, yet he was an indispensable talent in the Jujutsu Society.

Later, Special Grade Cursed Spirits appeared in droves. The higher-ups made a snap decision: The Jujutsu Society is facing its worst calamity in a century. You're going to deal with it!

Jianjian Che pointed at himself, utterly bewildered:

Huh? I'm fighting Sukuna?

1. A shameless comedy packed with dark humor, 99% hell jokes! I kept dropping a dark joke every three lines while chatting with my friend, so I angrily started writing!

2. His surname tells you he's no ordinary person. He's maxed out his talent for talking nonsense, and attacks indiscriminately, so watch out!

3. The pairing is the world's strongest Gojo Kitty.

Theme: Happiness is what matters most.