Haruno Kiyoshi was an ordinary student at Demon Slayer Academy. His life consisted of slaying demons and reading manga on an app that connected to other worlds.
The manga on the app came in all sorts of genres, but they had one thing in common: they were all tearjerkers!
After finishing each manga, Haruno Kiyoshi could only say: It hurts, it hurts so much!
He decided to trade his sword for a pen (not really), and began taking revenge on the world under the username "Haruno Juichi"!
And so, a comic titled [Sukuna x Mahito | Let Me Show You What a Cheerful, Sunny Boy Looks Like] appeared on the projector in the Jujutsu High classroom. As the two sinister Cursed Spirits acted out a scene of "you run, I chase, and you have no way to escape," Jujutsu High erupted in the first round of New Year's laughter.
Yuji (gloating): Look at you now.
Sukuna (glowering): 6
Fans wished they could gouge their own eyes out.
[Drawing a skit this cursed in manga style, sensei, you're truly a menace!]
[Could Mahito's boyfriend in Uncle's Stroll really be the King of Curses?! No, please, anything but that!]
Meanwhile, the strongest white-haired sorcerer received a message from his dead best friend. It was an image.
[The host asks a white cat wearing a black blindfold: Mr. Gojo, how does it feel to kill and bury your best friend with your own hands, only for a villain to steal and use his body?
White cat HP -99
Host: What are your thoughts on headless dragonflies, Gojo's kasaya, not Saitou but Satou, and the Wretched Summer?
White cat HP hits zero, pierced by a thousand arrows!]
The strongest: ??? Which bastard stole Geto's body?
At the same time, members of the Armed Detective Agency had gathered to read a letter titled [Fukuchi, If You Don't Stop Now, the World Is Going to Be Destroyed!]. Every word was impassioned and brimming with emotion.
Dazai: How interesting. I wonder if Haruno-san is a beautiful young lady?
And the Mouri Detective Agency received a fax titled [An Inquiry into the Possible Connection Between the Grim Reaper Elementary Schooler Filming Over a Thousand Episodes in Six Months and Za Warudo].
The worldview of a certain eternally young detective was deeply shaken: Could it really be a Stand attack?!
The countless other soul-destroying meme comics and fanfiction are omitted...
Fans had grown used to Sensei Juichi's style. They felt uncomfortable if they went a day without reading something new. But one day, every character in Haruno-sensei's work became kind, sincere, and beautiful, to an exaggerated degree that was even more out of character than before!
The Jerk Cat with a wonderful personality and eighteen layers of pink filters, the compassionate leader of the Star Plasma Vessel cult who treated his followers kindly, Dazai-san beating up the Port Mafia's Gravity User...
Fans: Sensei, what's wrong with you?! Wake up! It's too late to fix your reputation now!
Haruno Kiyoshi's eyes brimmed with tears as he silently listened to the strongest laughing lasciviously behind him.
How was he supposed to know the real person would show up at his door?!
1. Includes all sorts of pairings, such as Sukuna x Mahito, Sukuna x Megumi, Geto x Gojo, and Double Black. It's a complete jumble, but pairings only appear in the protagonist's works.
2. OOC warning. A silly, hilarious story, just for fun.
3. If the protagonist gets a pairing, it'll probably be the strongest.
Theme: Keep hope in your heart and look forward to a beautiful life