The Beloved Little Merman Wants to Be the Strongest at the Sorcery College

[This is really badly written. I don't recommend buying it.] [Please check out my ongoing novel, I'm the Master of Urban Legends at the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department. The synopsis is at the bottom. Please add it to your favorites! More, more!] Please check out my friend Changui Gui's derivative work, Please Sign for Your Uchiha Delivery, and meet one sweet, crisp little childhood friend. Here's the synopsis for this novel: One day, the strongest brought a big white egg back to Jujutsu High. The white egg cracked that very day, and out came an adorable little mermaid with emerald hair and eyes and a golden tail. When the black-haired boy returned from exorcising a curse, the mermaid called out to him in a babyish voice, "Daddy!" Faced with everyone's strange looks, the cool guy wore a baffled expression: This really isn't his kid! He's sixteen, single, and unmarried, okay? Su encountered a special-grade curse with eyes as awful as they come, one that repeatedly tempted wayward boys and even tried to kidnap and sell Su with another black-haired man with foxlike eyes. The little mermaid had a score to settle with the curse, so she tried to smack it with the big slap Mommy loves best. But her tail was too short, and she missed! The silver-haired curse gave her a mocking, malicious smile. The little mermaid puffed up with anger. Forgetting all her other skills, she grew in an instant into a tall, slender adult. Her two-meter-long tail slammed into the curse before it could react. Creepy curse, get lost! The cool guy said, "Who are you?" The handsome mermaid with eight-pack abs gazed at him through tear-filled eyes. "It's me, Daddy." The cool guy couldn't keep his expression cold. It was like a bolt from the blue. "You said... what?" To make traveling easier, the little mermaid wanted to turn her tail into legs as soon as possible. The fastest shortcut was to eat the crystallized remains of curses. Most curses looked hideous and were hard to stomach, but they didn't taste bad. A slime that tasted like candy, and... a brain that the white-haired kitty stopped her from eating just in time. The strongest played with the Prison Realm in his hand, his face expressionless. "Su can't eat that. Spoiled food will give you a stomachache." The little mermaid didn't know why the brain used the body of her kitty best friend's black-haired friend to get close to her. Later, she found out the brain thought she'd automatically like any man with black hair and narrow eyes! Shocked face.JPG. Where had it gotten that idea? Her daddy was one of a kind in the whole world! Reader's Notes: 1. OOC warning, and the story has a mountain of personal headcanons. 2. When Su gets extremely angry, she'll turn into her adult form and gain a huge boost in strength. But she doesn't grow very often, basically only when she's fighting. 3. No romance, focused on family and being doted on by everyone. An atypical child-rearing story. The synopsis is funny, but the story itself is more serious, with a somewhat slow pace. [Synopsis for my pre-collection novel, My Boyfriend Became a Tutor, So I Took a Part-Time Job at the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department. If you're interested, check it out on my author's page.] Everyone Has Their Eyes on Me is a recently viral manga with an unusual, grotesque premise. It's a new direction for the veteran mystery manga artist Shimu Baigui Ji. His art is breathtakingly masterful, every urban legend vivid and lifelike, with plenty of fanservice. Wanlichuan Zhilin is the creator of this manga, and an incubus in his prime. He has two problems. First, he just took care of his boyfriend's curse, only for his boyfriend to immediately receive an assignment from his superiors and rush off to tutor a junior high school student. Now he's left alone at home, a lonely incubus. His bright red, heart-tipped tail swayed before his eyes. Wanlichuan Zhilin fretted: How was he going to get through this period of heightened sensitivity? Second, his manga Everyone Has Their Eyes on Me hadn't even finished serialization when he was forced to stop updating because of a forum app that had mysteriously bound itself to him. Forum: The paper you draw your manga on is a "book," so the urban legends you create are about to come to life in the real world. As their mother, you're responsible for finding them and teaching them to stay in line. Wanlichuan Zhilin's eyes widened in shock: Huh? Forum: You're now an officer in the Special Objects Containment Division of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department. Lead your subordinates in containing the urban legends. [No. 001: Bone Spikes (Summoning Type) Victims: Three high school students from a religious school Crime scene: Classroom at midnight Active period: Twelve years ago Containment complete] [No. 002: Black Hair (Random Type) Victims: Five police academy students Crime scene: Men's dormitory Active period: Seven years ago Containment complete] [No. 003: Aberration (Trigger Type) ...] Forum: [This guy is so handsome. Come here and let Auntie give you a kiss.] [Did I read that right? The official setting says he's an incubus. Is this okay to broadcast? Though I'm even more excited now, hehe.] [The streamer finally enabled comments. I've been dying here. Took long enough!] [This livestream is sometimes terrifying and sometimes ridiculous. If you're a coward, you won't know whether you should join.] [Don't be scared, go on in. A longtime fan here: all the urban legends obediently call the streamer Mom. They're not just sexy, they're adorable.] Boyfriend, glaring daggers: Where did all these wild men come from? Wanlichuan Zhilin: ...Help! Theme: Perseverance always pays off