The Celestial Clan's history books record: Zhao Mian was the first High God in all the realms to fall into demonic ways after the world was created. After turning her back on the Ninth Heaven, she ran wild and committed countless misdeeds, until the Celestial Lady personally captured and subdued her, imprisoning her in the forbidden ruins of Guixu for one hundred thousand years.
In her youth, Zhao Mian was a peerless prodigy who swept all before her. But while undergoing the lightning tribulation to ascend as a High God, she accidentally caught a wisp of Heaven's will. That wisp revealed that the world she lived in was nothing more than a tale written by someone else, and that one day she would fall madly in love with the future Celestial Lady, only to end up reduced to ashes.
So, after learning her predetermined fate, Zhao Mian looked at the Crown Princess on the divine steps, her eyes shining with excitement though she was still just a little girl. Zhao Mian, who should have ascended to the highest seat among the High Gods, fell into demonic ways on the spot.
The Crown Princess was stunned. The gods screamed.
Only Zhao Mian flung her sleeve in fury. What the hell do I care about the Ninth Heaven? I'm done!
She spent a hundred carefree years, until the Crown Princess became the Celestial Lady and came to arrest her for her crimes.
Surrounded by celestial soldiers and trapped in an inescapable net, Zhao Mian waved a hand. No need to trouble yourselves. I'll go on my own.
Now, it is the one hundred thousand and first year.
Having renovated Guixu into a giant farm, Zhao Mian opens her water mirror once again, delightedly watching the Celestial Lady's love-and-hate entanglements.
In the water mirror, on the Immortal Execution Platform, a goddess stands with tears in her eyes as the Celestial Lady advances on her with a sword. Behind the Celestial Lady, a smug little fox swishes its tail.
Zhao Mian curses, "That's the eighty-seventh time this month! Why is it still the same old scene?"
The next moment, a goddess falls from the sky. The water mirror swings around, and she crashes right into the ground.
Yun Dan says, "Oh! Sorry, are you all right?"
Zhao Mian, with two scallions sticking out of her head, cries to the heavens, "My vegetables!"
* Demon Lord who grows vegetables x Goddess who saves the world
* Life is a play, and since things have come to this, let's eat first!
Theme: Treasure food and cherish vegetables.
