What should you do when zombies invade a university campus?
Modern college students have a question: If it's the end of the world, do we still need a leave slip to get out of school?
When supernatural powers awaken at the apocalypse, Zhou Qing gains a miraculous ability that no one knows about: Level 10 Zombie Speech.
As everyone is surrounded by zombies and crying in terror, Zhou Qing raises her hand, flashes a perfect toothy smile, and says, "How about I go talk to them?"
People look at her as if she's an idiot as she walks toward the gate, mutters to the zombies outside, then returns to the crowd. And then...
Then the zombie horde really does retreat.
Everyone is stunned. Zhou Qing waves her hand.
"I'm humbled. I'm a negotiation expert."
The next second, Tang Can from the literature department next door happens to walk by, and Zhou Qing promptly changes her story.
"Sorry, actually, I'm Tang Can's devoted simp."
* Negotiation Expert x Table-Flipping King
* Can a negotiation expert ever fail to negotiate a romance?
Theme: Humanity will live forever
