The Beautiful Girl Zhu Yuanzhang Dream Factory

【Entering VIP on September 16, with a 10,000-word update dropping~】 Zhu Yuanzhang has been bound to a Pretty Girl Development System. Yes, he is the pretty girl, and the one raising him in the System is his one-and-a-half-year-old son. When the System binds to him, it asks, “Are you willing to sacrifice some imperial dignity in exchange for peace and prosperity throughout the Ming, so that everyone can live and work in contentment?” Zhu Yuanzhang answers solemnly, “I am.” But nobody said “sacrificing dignity” meant this kind of humiliation! Dressed in a little pink shirt for court, he faces the ministers below, who dare not even lift their heads and are laughing so hard they can barely breathe. Zhu Yuanzhang clenches his fists without changing expression. For the future of the Ming, he will endure! * Zhu Qi transmigrates to the Ming dynasty, becoming the ninth son of Zhu Yuanzhang, a child who died young in history and shared Zhu Qi’s name. His transmigration also comes with a Pretty Girl Development System. Zhu Qi resolves to achieve the perfect ending: Hongwu, the Great Emperor. And the first thing he needs to do is raise the stats. So he arranges self-improvement classes for Zhu Yuanzhang. Zhu Yuanzhang, a forty-year-old man dragged into class with a loud “Moo!” at six in the morning and kept there until nine at night: “…” When supplies are scarce, he repeatedly sends people on expeditions to find more. Xu Da, whose stats are the highest and who is teleported to a different place every day to survive in the wilderness: “…” He wants to raise the ministers’ loyalty, so he sends Zhu Yuanzhang out to win them over. Chen Yu, a sixty-year-old man who wakes up every day to find fresh roses by his bed because the rewards are so generous, and who occasionally hears the emperor confess his love: “…” But while they endure one embarrassing situation after another, they discover that smiles are appearing more and more often on the people’s faces, and life is getting better and better. Everyone: For the future of the Ming, we will endure! Completed works: “The Emperors of Every Dynasty Come to My Farmhouse,” “A Tycoon, but with an Everyday Life” Coming soon: “The Emperors of Every Dynasty Are My Dads” Little Liu Mengmeng realizes that something might be wrong with her adopted dad’s head. For example, one day he sternly orders her to place in the top five of her class or bring shame on him, then the next day he gently strokes her head and says there’s no need to rush when it comes to studying; compared with knowledge, good character is what matters most. Liu Mengmeng: O.o? But she’s just a little kindergarten kid, so there’s not much she can do about it! As Liu Mengmeng happily skips into school with her little backpack, the smile on her “father’s” face turns almost ferocious. The reason is simple: things are getting rowdy inside his head. No, he isn’t schizophrenic. It’s just that the emperors of many different dynasties can take turns using this body to raise little Liu Mengmeng. That’s because she has a switch connecting worlds, and only through her can they obtain modern items that are practically beyond their comprehension. For example, improved varieties of rice and wheat. They were stunned when they first saw wheat that could yield 6,000 jin per mu. Today it’s Li Shimin’s turn to be in the body. Yesterday, it was Emperor Xuanzong of Tang. Taking advantage of the fact that Li Shimin can’t hit him, Emperor Xuanzong of Tang boldly pipes up: “You really have no idea how to raise a child. Your own crown prince rebelled against you!” Li Shimin, struck right where it hurts: “…Unfilial descendant! Shut your mouth!” But time is short and there’s a lot to do. He still has to go work odd jobs at the Academy of Agricultural Sciences and see if he can learn anything new about farming. Li Shimin gazes worriedly at the balance in his bank account. This won’t do. If he keeps skipping work, he’ll run out of money. “How about this, Old Zhao? Let your grandson, Song Huizong, Zhao Ji, take over for a day and paint a couple of pictures to sell. I was scrolling on my phone on the subway this morning and saw one of your kid’s paintings go for 380 million!” Zhao Ji isn’t offended. He answers honestly, “The paintings might be too recent. People would think they’re fakes.” Li Shimin comes up with another idea: “First Emperor, why don’t you send a group text to the people around you and ask for some money? I hear it’s all the rage these days. You know, ‘I’m Qin Shi Huang. Send me money and I’ll let you inherit my army,’ and that sort of thing.” Ying Zheng: “…” He hits back: “Don’t you have burial objects? Just go get a couple.” Li Shimin is helpless. Technically, borrowing a couple of burial objects from his own tomb shouldn’t be illegal, but in modern times… “It’s heavily guarded! That would really be a crime!” As Mengmeng’s favorite dad, Li Shimin doesn’t think he can go to prison. Mengmeng would be so sad. Liu Che, for his part, says that when it’s his turn tomorrow, he’ll definitely snatch the title of Mengmeng’s favorite daddy! Theme: Work hard, strive forward, and keep giving it your all!