The Dynasties Come to My Farmhouse

After graduating from college, Xu Xueyun decides to help take her family's farm stay business to the next level, so she starts livestreaming to sell tickets. She shows off the courtyard, the fresh produce guests can pick themselves, the chubby cats, and the beautiful scenery of mountains and clear waters. Guests can come fishing, experience the autumn harvest, climb trees to pick fruit, barbecue, sing karaoke, and even play live-action military simulation games. They've got it all. But to her surprise, everyone who comes into her livestream asks if she has any seeds. They show up and won't even eat, all they want is to listen to a history broadcast? Every so often, some of them even contact her privately to place a huge order. Wait, how much did you say you want?! Ten thousand tons?! Do you think her family runs a granary?! Also, stop asking how her house got running water, how the lights turn on, and how the cars move. No, she doesn't know the exact process for making paper, either, and she has no idea how to make gunpowder. Those people in her courtyard, stop knocking on her windows! She's just an arts student who forgot everything she learned as soon as the college entrance exams were over! All right, if you're nice to her, she might be able to look it up for you. [I, Qin Shi Huang, am sending money] entered the livestream. [Prime Minister! The Memorial on Sending Troops is too short!] entered the livestream. [Ruler of the Eastern Hemisphere in the seventh century] entered the livestream. [So who has the shoehorn face?!] entered the livestream. Reading Guide: Though this is billed as a history livestream, it's more like people from ancient times traveling to the modern day. It includes fun facts and little stories about more than just history. The author isn't a history major. They look things up while writing each chapter, but are bound to miss things, so please overlook anything that isn't a major error. A lighthearted, entertaining story. Coming soon: My Fathers Are Emperors from Every Dynasty Little Liu Mengmeng realizes there might be something wrong with the mind of her adoptive dad. For instance, one day he orders her to rank in the top five in her class or she'll disgrace him, then the next day he gently strokes her head and says there's no need to rush when it comes to studying, and that good character matters more than knowledge. Liu Mengmeng: O.o? But she's only a kindergarten kid, so there's not much she can do about it! As Liu Mengmeng happily skips into school with her little backpack, the smile on her “father's” face turns almost feral. That's because there's a full-blown argument going on inside his head. No, he's not suffering from multiple personality disorder. It's just that emperors from many different dynasties can take turns using this body to raise little Liu Mengmeng. That's because she has a switch that connects worlds, and only through her can they obtain modern goods that are practically like weapons from a higher dimension to them. Like improved strains of rice and wheat. Heavens only know how shocked they were when they first saw wheat yielding six thousand jin per mu. Today, Li Shimin is in charge of the body. Yesterday, it was Emperor Xuanzong of Tang. Taking advantage of the fact that Li Shimin can't hit him, Emperor Xuanzong of Tang boldly chimes in: “You have no idea how to raise a child. Even your own crown prince rebelled against you!” Li Shimin, struck right where it hurts: “Ingrate! Shut your mouth!” But they're short on time and have a lot to do. He still has to go work at the agricultural sciences institute and see if he can learn anything new about farming. Li Shimin anxiously checks the balance in his bank account. This won't do. If he keeps skipping work, he'll run out of money. “Hey, Lao Zhao, why not let your grandson, Emperor Huizong of Song, take over for a day and paint a couple of pictures to sell? I was scrolling on my phone on the subway this morning and saw one of your kid's paintings go for 380 million.” Zhao Ji isn't offended. He answers honestly, “If the painting doesn't look old enough, won't people think it's a fake?” Li Shimin comes up with another idea. “First Emperor, why don't you send a mass text to the people around you asking them for funds? That's all the rage these days. You know, ‘I'm Qin Shi Huang. Send me money and I'll let you inherit my army,’ and that sort of thing.” Ying Zheng: “...” He fires back, “Don't you have burial goods? Just take a couple of those.” Li Shimin is helpless. “Borrowing a couple of burial goods from my own tomb shouldn't be illegal, but in the modern day... The place is heavily guarded. It really would be against the law!” As Mengmeng's favorite dad, Li Shimin doesn't want to end up in prison. Mengmeng would be so heartbroken. Liu Che, meanwhile, declares that when it's his turn tomorrow, he'll snatch the title of Mengmeng's favorite daddy for himself! Theme: Work hard and keep striving forward!