A God of Wealth, but Just Living Day to Day

[Going premium on August 21, with a 10,000-word update! Thanks to all the lovely readers who support the official release~] Shen Yi’an got bound to a spending System. The System was great: there was no limit to how much money she could spend. The problem was that Shen Yi’an was a total couch potato. All she wanted was to buy a big house, stay home, play games, and order takeout. But the System belonged to an organized new generation, and new-generation Systems had their own KPIs. If the Host didn’t spend money, how could it earn awards and recognition? How could it become a top-tier System? “What do you mean, spending a million a day is exhausting? Other people’s Hosts are already buying planes and yachts! Other people’s Hosts never need the System to nag them into spending!” Every morning as soon as Shen Yi’an opened her eyes, she heard the System’s ominous voice: “Other people’s Hosts spend ten billion in just three hours.” Shen Yi’an: “...” She’d escaped the childhood trauma of being compared to other people’s kids. Was she going to have to go through it as an adult instead?! She couldn’t help it. She had hardly any experience spending money. If you wanted tips for saving money, though, she knew plenty! So quit rushing her. She was going to spend money right now! Reader’s note: 1. The author has never bought luxury goods or a mansion, so the information was researched online. Anything that couldn’t be found was made up, so there may be slight differences in the prices. 2. This is a pure wish-fulfillment novel for beginners. The female lead isn’t strong and independent. She’s a couch potato who’s happy lying around at home every day, hugging her phone, blasting the air conditioning, eating takeout, and playing games. She’s not a perfect character. Completed previous novel: The Dynasties Visit My Farmhouse Restaurant New novel: The Emperors of Every Dynasty Are My Dads Little Liu Mengmeng thinks something might be wrong with her adoptive dads’ heads. For example, the day before, one of them had sternly ordered her to rank among the top five in her class or bring shame on him. The next day, he gently stroked her head and said that learning couldn’t be rushed, and that good character mattered more than knowledge. Liu Mengmeng: O.o? But she was only a little kindergarten kid. There wasn’t much she could do about it! Watching Liu Mengmeng happily skip into school with her little backpack, her “father” wore a smile that was almost feral. That was because his head was about to turn into a battlefield. No, no, he wasn’t schizophrenic. It was just that the emperors of many dynasties could take turns using his body to raise little Liu Mengmeng. She had a switch inside her that connected worlds, and only through her could they obtain modern items that were practically weapons of dimensional superiority to them. For example, improved varieties of rice and wheat. They couldn’t believe their eyes the first time they saw wheat yielding six thousand jin per mu. Today it was Li Shimin’s turn in the body. Yesterday it had been Emperor Xuanzong of Tang’s. Taking advantage of the fact that Li Shimin couldn’t hit him, Emperor Xuanzong boldly piped up: “You have no idea how to raise a child. Your own crown prince rebelled against you!” Li Shimin, struck where it hurt: “You unworthy descendant! Shut up!” But there was a lot to do and not much time. He still had to go do odd jobs at the agricultural research institute and see if he could learn anything new about farming. Li Shimin anxiously checked his bank balance. This wouldn’t do. If he kept skipping work, he’d run out of money. “Hey, Old Zhao, why not let your grandson, Emperor Huizong of Song, Zhao Ji, take over for a day and paint a couple of pictures to sell? I was scrolling on the subway this morning and saw that one of your kid’s paintings sold for 380 million.” Zhao Ji wasn’t offended. He answered honestly, “The paintings aren’t old enough. People might think they’re fakes.” Li Shimin came up with another idea. “First Emperor, why not send a mass text to the people around you to raise some funds? It’s really popular these days. You know, ‘I am Qin Shi Huang. Send me money and I’ll let you inherit my army,’ and that kind of thing.” Ying Zheng: “...” He countered, “Don’t you have burial goods? Just take a couple.” Li Shimin was helpless. Technically, borrowing a couple of burial items from his own tomb shouldn’t be illegal, but this was the modern era. “The place is heavily guarded. It really would be a crime!” As Mengmeng’s favorite dad, Li Shimin didn’t think he could go to prison. Mengmeng would be so heartbroken. Liu Che, meanwhile, declared that when his turn came tomorrow, he would steal the title of Mengmeng’s favorite daddy! Theme: The world is beautiful. Enjoy life.