[Naruto] Did You Cat Today?

What happens when you add a Monster Hunter mod to a Hokage spin-off game...

"Wait, I just activated my red blade!"

That's the head-empty Long Sword user who whiffs their Spirit Helm Breaker every day.

"You're right, but this is the perfect weapon's ace aerial combat!"

That's the head-empty Insect Glaive kid who flies through the air and is allergic to the ground.

"Let me land a True Charged Slash! Please, please, please!"

That's the Great Sword user charging up face-to-face with the enemy, showing off their kingly bearing...

You ask why only the Great Sword user isn't head-empty? Oh, because I'm that Great Sword user. :)

Sure, I miss my True Charged Slash in all sorts of ways, but it's got a powerful flavor, so no extra salt needed!

1. A completely absurd crossover between Hokage and Monster Hunter: World. It's lighthearted, but not having played Monster Hunter may affect your enjoyment.

2. There are Monster Hunter references, but I'm terrible at the game and can only use the Great Sword. If you spot any bugs, feel free to point them out in the comments. Thanks for understanding.

3. This was written after Diablos made me lose my temper. That rabid dog interrupted my True Charged Slash, and now we're mortal enemies. This is pure emotional venting, so the wording is rough and the jokes are all over the place.

4. It's lighthearted, so let Blue Star bring us a happy ending!

Theme: Anyway, first let's eat and get our buffs!