My name is Xu Yi'an, and I am a small assistant.
To outsiders, my boss looks handsome and suave.
The picture of the long-legged person getting out of the car at the airport has been widely circulated on the Internet for a while. The eight-pack abs exposed in the still are sexy and alluring, and the angular face can be called a model, not to mention that he comes from a good family background.
Fans often call him "the one who came down to earth to save the entertainment industry."
But work is something like this... If you do it once, you will avoid it.
My boss is handsome, but he has a bad temper and gets into trouble a lot.
There must be seven ice cubes in the coffee, and the coffee beans are also particular. All clothes are disposable to him, and haute couture is treated the same. It's okay when we're in a good mood, but when we're in a bad mood, we find trouble inexplicably.
I want to resign, I really want to resign.
If it weren't for the fact that he pays me 20,000 yuan a month, and has two all-inclusive company-funded domestic and overseas trips a year, plus one month of extra-long paid annual leave, I would really resign.
"But... I feel like I can't do it anymore."
It is a normal thing to fish at work, especially when the boss is filming, I have nothing to do.
So I started playing games on my mobile phone.
In the game, I met a very powerful kid brother who led me to improve my scores. A few days after Happy Games, the boss suddenly issued a notice saying that online dating was not allowed, and he also posted a bunch of public account articles about online dating scams.
I don't have an online relationship, but I think why should I care about other people's private lives? Divine gold.
The crew finished filming, and each actor and teacher prepared souvenirs for the staff. I fell in love with the doll prepared by the second actor actor and teacher, and I took it home as a new toy for the puppy.
Not long after I put it in my pocket, I was stopped. The boss said with a dead face that those who had been employed for less than eight months were not allowed to take it.
I'm speechless. I'm the newest person in the entire studio. I've only been working for six months, and you're targeting me alone?
The most outrageous thing was yesterday.
My brother and I reunited, drank at the barbecue stall in front of my house, drank until we were happy and hooked up, and enjoyed the future of becoming millionaires.
The boss appeared out of nowhere and asked me what I was doing.
I looked at the date and said today is my holiday.
As a result, he dragged me into his car and took me to his house, threw me a stack of documents and asked me to work overtime.
I have read the documents and I am not in a hurry to ask for them. He is just trying to make things difficult for me!
What can be tolerated by a scholar?
Although the salary is considerable, I cannot live without dignity! I don't want a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan... When I went home, my mother told me that my old house was demolished and I had just been given two apartments, but that's not the point, each apartment is 120 square meters... It's not because of this: D
But there is still five million in demolition money!
I decided to report my resignation when I got home.
Tomorrow I will slam it on the boss's desk!
[Copy will be archived on July 12, 2024]
A slow-witted and cheerful worker was attacked by an arrogant, hard-tongued and inconsistent actor.
Reading guide:
1. Third person in the text
2. The background is in the entertainment industry, but it is fictitious. The author is not star-chasing and has no prototype, and the industry-related content is purely fabricated without evidence.
3. I hope you all enjoy reading the article and be happy every day~
——Continuation of the article "This king cat was kidnapped by humans and went home" Please save it——
The copy is as follows:
Ta Lin is a cat from the orc tribe.
When he woke up, he found that the world outside was turned upside down!
Why are there iron boxes that look like shadows and large squares with no tops visible everywhere!
When did the personal territory just assigned to him by the clan have so many fragile two-legged beasts that cannot transform?
No... His territory doesn't seem to look like this?
He took a majestic step and jumped down from a tree vigorously, intending to grab a two-legged beast and interrogate it.
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After getting off work, Shen Siye gathered his windbreaker and sighed in his heart that winter came very early this year.
As soon as I turned into the community, I saw a fluffy golden kitten in front of me meowing at me.
This kitten's face is very round, as if it hasn't grown yet, and there are smart hairs on its ears. It is extremely beautiful. It looks like it is about six months old.
He felt pity. Winter came early this year, and it would be difficult for such a small cat to survive it.
And he kept shouting at himself, and he looked very hungry.
Take it home.
Even though the kitten was a little uncooperative, Shen Siye still held the cat in his arms and comforted him, "It's okay, it's okay, kitty, you're hungry. Come home with me and you'll have something delicious to eat." He quickly walked home.
"Meow! Meow-meow!"
"Hmm, it won't be cold when you get to my house. I'll cook meat for you."
Shen Siye understood that the kitten was scared and comforted him softly.
——"Who wants to eat your meat! Put me down quickly! You are kidnapping!!! #@¥%¥!!"
Ta Lin is going to be so angry. Doesn't this two-legged beast understand Meow's words? ! ! ! !
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Human dwellings are cold and cold.
Ta Lin didn't like it very much.
Someone brought him a fluffy blanket?
Observe again.
Ta Lin, who was hiding under the sofa, was on alert.
Unable to transform, he could only escape when others were unprepared.
But this human being is really cunning!
The door is always locked, and the windows are sealed by workers who come to the door!
What kind of bath? Bite!
Attacked by a strange pointed weapon! Bite!
Still using something fragrant to seduce him? He won't be fooled!
How dare you touch this king's head? Bite... As soon as Ta Lin opened his mouth, the unusually comfortable feeling on his head paralyzed him!
Damn it! The human also took the opportunity to touch his belly.
Human beings are so cunning!
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The cat rescued by Shen Siye was not that docile.
The pet doctor said that the kitten may have been wandering outside for a long time and was a little stressed.
He was very patient, waiting for the kitten to slowly put away its claws, from being full of alertness to being able to roll around on his sofa.
It's a blessing to be able to kiss the top of a kitten's head.
But... As soon as I got closer, the other person transformed from a hairball into a smooth boy... It was a bit too ahead of his time.
Shen Siye was still in shock when he saw the kitten in human form approaching him in confusion, touched his face, and asked in a very awkward human language: "Human, why is your face so red?"
! ! ! ! !
Can still talk!
Shen Siye picked up the phone with a blank mind, not knowing whether to call the police or go to the psychiatric department to make a appointment first.
…How about canceling the sterilization package reserved for hairballs first?
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Tsundere cat Mao Mao Shou·Ferocious (fake)
Daily warmth.
Intention: Move forward bravely in life, live happily and wantonly.
Reader comments
Haha, originally I wanted to go on an island tour with my wife.
So sweet, so sweet, so sweet. I will order a cup of slightly sugary tea because my sugar is here [Star Eyes]
Teacher, Qianxue, our family, is like a breath of fresh air [crying] You are so good, Qianxue Kita, I have found a treasure [crying]
It feels related to the previous car
Damn, you have opened a new trap🕳️[scared]
Happy New Year! How come you are so good, you even made a special red envelope🥺❤️
Finished spreading flowers, looking forward to the sequel
The author appreciates that some of the names in this chapter are not correct and have been placed in the wrong place.
I would like to ask if there will be an update today [please]
Shame on the new human race, Shame on the M organization, and Shame on someone else. Destroy it! [Spread flowers]
Monday... Emo, readers like me who are sitting there don't care anymore?
Five years later, I still miss this article very much. I wish the author all the best.
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
Haha, originally I wanted to go on an island tour with my wife.
So sweet, so sweet, so sweet. I will order a cup of slightly sugary tea because my sugar is here [Star Eyes]
Teacher, Qianxue, our family, is like a breath of fresh air [crying] You are so good, Qianxue Kita, I have found a treasure [crying]
It feels related to the previous car
Damn, you have opened a new trap🕳️[scared]
Happy New Year! How come you are so good, you even made a special red envelope🥺❤️
Finished spreading flowers, looking forward to the sequel
The author appreciates that some of the names in this chapter are not correct and have been placed in the wrong place.
I would like to ask if there will be an update today [please]
Shame on the new human race, Shame on the M organization, and Shame on someone else. Destroy it! [Spread flowers]
Monday... Emo, readers like me who are sitting there don't care anymore?
Five years later, I still miss this article very much. I wish the author all the best.
Spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers, spread the flowers
I really want to see it... Two days is too long