Xie Jue, a student in Class 1 of Grade 1 who is the most troublesome to the teacher because of his poor grades.
Chi Hanmo doesn't say much good things about his studies. He is recognized by his teachers and classmates as an aloof scholar.
Apart from being in the same class, the two of them have nothing in common.
Until a math class under heavy rain, Xie Jue was woken up by the teacher while he was sleeping. The bald math teacher asked him to answer the last big question that was extremely difficult with a smile on his face.
Xie Jue: Are you sick?
He looked at the intricate numbers on the blackboard and walked up, habitually picked up the chalk and wrote "get 1".
——He doesn't listen to the class anyway. No matter how angry the bald math teacher is, don't keep disturbing his sleep in class.
When he turned around, he found that all his classmates and teachers were looking at him in shock. There was one of his own faces among the "classmates" underneath.
Xie Jue: "???"
Wait... Then who am I? Xie Jue looked down and saw that his school uniform was neat and tidy. It was no longer the death rock style skull and black T-shirt that he wore out in the morning!
——He crossed paths with Chi Hanmo, the top student in the Flower of the Mountain.
The kind where each other takes over each other's bodies.
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Academic tyrant Chi Hanmo approached Xie Jue to make a three-chapter agreement.
The exchange of identities is a strange thing, and you usually have to act according to the other person's personality.
When Chi Hanmo was in Xie Jue's face, he couldn't listen carefully to the class, couldn't be a good student, couldn't take the initiative to answer questions in class, socialize with his brothers normally every week, and better not lose in fights.
Xie Jue could not skip classes, fight, or scold his classmates in the classroom. She had to quietly go to him to finish her homework every day.
Xie Jue: I'm so tired. It doesn't sound like a human life.
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Three chapters of the agreement were made, but it was of no use.
Xie Jue couldn't control himself from sleeping in class, talking back to the bald director, skipping classes and playing games online. He went to the alley to rescue Chi Hanmo, who was wearing his own shell, and had a fight with a lot of gangsters from other schools, beating each other to pieces.
After the fight, Xie Jue, who was bruised and swollen, stood in front of Chi Hanmo in an awkward manner, thinking that the boy would scold him again with a cold face. Unexpectedly, the boy suddenly raised his eyebrows gently and asked him: "Are you okay?"
Xie Jue: "?"
What kind of new plan is this to take revenge on him?
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Xie Jue observed for a while but couldn't see what kind of new method Chi Hanmo was using.
In the past, if he violated the agreement of "playing each other out", this person would come back with a cold face to retaliate, and would even force him to sit at the desk and do his homework in a coercive way.
But recently, Chi Hanmo not only seldom quarreled with him, but also behaved more and more to take care of him.
What's even more outrageous is... Chi Hanmo pulled out the "reasons for interpenetration" he summarized when they first interpenetrated each other, pointed to the last one and leaned over to ask in a low voice:
"I haven't tried this before."
Xie Jue glanced at the paper and froze, blushing from his neck to his ears.
Chi Hanmo persisted: "Try kissing?"
"Get out of here!"
#He doesn't have any plans for me! #
Xie Jue was shocked and jumped away. He pretended to be calm and wrote the question in his hand. He refused: "I'm busy and you don't want to delay the arrival of a god of learning... Haha, this question is a bit interesting."
Then he heard Chi Hanmo sigh and nodded helplessly:
"Erase the 1, this is a proof question."
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Continuation article "No more playing with abstraction"
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Meng Le is a live broadcast anchor.
——The kind that is more epileptic.
The persona I set for today's live broadcast is that I am divorced and raising two children, working hard to earn money for milk powder.
Tomorrow, the persona I will give myself is that of a canary who ran away after being abandoned by the chaos, making money to support herself.
The acquired character is that of an innocent college student who owes 50 million yuan in debt. If he doesn't make money to pay off the debt quickly, he will be taken away by the sinister creditor and become his lover (x)
Meng Le felt that everyone could tell that this was a joke, so no one would really take this thing seriously, right?
[General Manager Qin of AAA Building Materials]: "Anchor Xiaole, you started broadcasting late today? Is the creditor coercing you again?"
When Meng Le first saw the private message in the background, he thought that the other party was also here to engage in abstraction with him.
After all, this nickname is very similar to Leziren.
He made a random reply, and after starting the live broadcast, he went crazy in the live broadcast room.
After all, there are only a few dozen people in total. Without the effect of the program, there is no way to sell anything.
——"This spicy strip is really not a lie. My baby has grown two meters tall without drinking milk and eating spicy strips for three months."
——"Have you ever worked on a chicken foot? It's not me. How can it still be so plump after working and being beaten in life?"
When the barrage was full of "hahahaha", Mr. Qin, the AAA manager, posted a pinned comment with the grade sign posted in his live broadcast room:
"Children should not eat spicy strips."
"I understand you, the burden on you is too heavy."
[User AAA Building Materials Mr. Qin placed an order for 20 chicken feet]
Meng Le: "?"
Mr. Qin from AAA Building Materials, you are more abstract than me.
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Until one day he was lying in bed and scrolling through his phone to help him sleep.
A marketing-style short video came into view.
"Surprise! It turns out that netizens are all abstract for a reason! The handsome and young CEO of a top 100 company is worth more than 100 million, and his online name is actually [AAA Building Materials President Qin]! The same format as my sister who loves to be abstract!"
Meng Le sat up in shock while he was dying, and looked at the account screenshots in the short video again and again... The name was the same as the abstract brother in his live broadcast room, the avatar was the same, and the user level was also the same!
Unbelieving, he entered his eldest brother's personal account and was horrified to find that the other party had a blue V - corporate CEO certification.
He clicked into the private message chat box with Mr. Qin of AAA.
Two minutes ago.
[]: "Husband—(yelling, twisting and crawling on the spot doing sit-ups) Thank you husband, boss, for spending today!"
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Meng Le fell into deep thought.
When he long-pressed the message to withdraw it——
The other party has read
And sent a shy expression.
#It turns out that he is really not doing abstraction
#You really make me look like a god like this
#Wait a minute, Mr. Qin, why did you ask me when we would go together to get the certificate?
There are a lot of slutty words on the Internet, but real people are afraid of being loved by cute and sexy girls.
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