Don't Run for Someone Else's Online Dating Site!

-Also known as "Two-way Disguise" Ji Zehao showed up for his friend's online dating. That's right, for a friend. Because this idiot used his photos for online dating. "You are handsome!" When the other party said this reason, Ji Zehao was so amazed at this magical brain circuit that he forgot to refute it for a moment. Then my good friend turned around and transferred 20,000 yuan to him, kneeling sincerely and crying loudly: "Please, my happiness for the rest of my life depends on you!" Ji Zehao: "..." The hero did not give up for five buckets of rice, he gritted his teeth and said: "Go." It has nothing to do with money, the main thing is that I like to help. Although the good friend used Ji Zehao's photos to date online, his personality and Ji Zehao's are very different. So he made a three-part agreement with Ji Zehao: One: My online persona is charming and very good at chatting. Second: A master of gaming, a carry king who can lead the whole team with one person. Third: e people talk a lot without being afraid of others, and can always find topics to talk about. Three, each one is very different from Ji Zehao himself. He went to meet his "online dating partner" with the intention of "trying not to expose his secrets". He was cautious and kept in touch with his friends at all times... But this online dating partner seemed to be a good brother and good-looking, so he probably didn't realize that he was a fake, right? ——What Ji Zehao didn't know was that the "online dating partner" he met was also a fake. - Lin Yu couldn't resist his younger brother's plea - his younger brother was a socialite and the ultimate social terror, and he had been nervous for half a month just thinking about his appearance. In addition, he was also afraid that his own brother would be deceived on the Internet, so he went to meet netizens on behalf of his brother, a serious i person. According to my younger brother's description, his online dating partner is a handsome, wild, and uninhibited wild king. When we first met, it seemed that the other person was indeed like this. But after getting along for a while, Lin Yu discovered some clues—— Ye Wang's movements on riding a motorcycle are very unfamiliar, not as good as when he was in high school when he went out for a walk with his friends. Yewang raised his hands in an attempt to make a chic and elegant gesture, but when he called the waiter when he was eating, he raised his hands to ask for advice, adding the sentence "Excuse me". What's more important is... When we were playing black games together in person, the wild king's hands were about to get sparks. He looked up and saw the record: 0-9-0. As an assistant, I even lost two people. I thought the friend my brother made online was a big bad wolf with evil intentions, but he didn't expect that he was a little sheep wearing a big bad wolf's skin? Lin Yu: That's interesting. - The more contact he had with his online dating partner, the more guilty Ji Zehao felt. After all, this is a lie. Especially when he was taken away by the online dating game "Good Brother", and when they went to play ball together and were shown off, the "good brother" raised his head and asked with a look of appreciation: "Brother, did I do well?", Ji Zehao was teased in all kinds of ways. When he went out drinking with his friends, he ran into his good brother. Ji Zehao, who was drunk on alcohol, watched his good brother cover half a box of wine for him. His heart was beating uncontrollably. Ji Zehao's face turned red and he thought at the same time: No, I can't lie to people anymore. He decisively terminated the "cooperation" with his friend, and sternly advised the other party to tell the truth to his good brother. He also wrote an apology letter and trusted it to his friend to forward it to him. When I got off work the next day, I was blocked at the door by my "good brother" riding a motorcycle. The good brother changed his usual clothes. He was wearing a motorcycle suit that was cool and uninhibited. His long legs were stretched out to touch the ground. His eyes that usually looked good were extremely aggressive. "What are you running for?" He asked. Ji Zehao's throat moved. I thought to myself: It's over. #The follow-up article "No More Playing with Abstraction" can be received by clicking on the author's column~ Funny little sweet article! ​ #By the way, please bring some pre-collection~ "Assistant Xiao Xu (preparing to resign version)" Copywriting: My name is Xu Yi'an, and I am a small assistant. To outsiders, my boss looks handsome and suave. The picture of the long-legged person getting out of the car at the airport has been widely circulated on the Internet for a while. The eight-pack abs exposed in the still are sexy and alluring, and the angular face can be called a model, not to mention that he comes from a good family background. Fans often call him "the one who came down to earth to save the entertainment industry." But work is something like this... If you do it once, you will avoid it. My boss is handsome, but he has a bad temper and gets into trouble a lot. There must be seven ice cubes in the coffee, and the coffee beans are also particular. All clothes are disposable to him, and haute couture is treated the same. It's okay when we're in a good mood, but when we're in a bad mood, we find trouble inexplicably. I want to resign, I really want to resign. If it weren't for the fact that he pays me 25,000 yuan a month, four domestic and international trips a year all-inclusive by the company, plus one month of extra-long paid annual leave, I would really resign. "But... I feel like I can't do it anymore." It is a normal thing to fish at work, especially when the boss is filming, I have nothing to do. So I started playing games on my mobile phone. In the game, I met a very powerful kid brother who led me to improve my scores. A few days after Happy Games, the boss suddenly issued a notice saying that online dating was not allowed, and he also posted a bunch of public account articles about online dating scams. I don't have an online relationship, but I think why should I care about other people's private lives? Divine gold. The crew finished filming, and each actor and teacher prepared souvenirs for the staff. I fell in love with the doll prepared by the second actor actor and teacher, and I took it home as a new toy for the puppy. Not long after I put it in my pocket, I was stopped. The boss said with a dead face that those who had been employed for less than a year were not allowed to take it. I'm speechless. I'm the newest person in the entire studio. I've been working for ten months, but it's just me? Forget it, I plan to take revenge by eating all the crayfish the boss ordered for us. Who told me to have a good temper? The most outrageous thing was yesterday. My brother and I reunited, drank at the barbecue stall in front of my house, drank until we were happy and hooked up, and enjoyed the future of becoming millionaires. The boss appeared out of nowhere and asked me what I was doing. I looked at the date and said today is my holiday. As a result, he dragged me into his car and took me to his house, threw me a stack of documents and asked me to work overtime. I have read the documents and I am not in a hurry to ask for them. He is just trying to make things difficult for me! What can be tolerated by a scholar? Although the salary is considerable, I cannot live without dignity! I don't want the monthly salary of 25,000 yuan... When I got home, my mother called me and said that my old house was demolished and I had just been given three apartments, but that's not the point, each apartment is 120 square meters... It's not because of this: D I decided to report my resignation when I got home. Tomorrow I will slam it on the boss's desk! ------- More sweet and finished articles are in the column. If you are interested, you can click into the column to collect it. Purpose: What suits you is the best.